Silflay Hraka

Ngnat helped with these, so it’s not quite as juvenile as it would otherwise be.
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On the 1st day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Always wipe off the poo!”

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 4th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 5th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 6th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 7th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 8th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Don’t hit the baby
Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 9th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Eat all your dinner
Don’t hit the baby
Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 10th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Quit making faces
Eat all your dinner
Don’t hit the baby
Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 11th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“I really mean it this time
Quit making faces
Eat all your dinner
Don’t hit the baby
Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 12th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“You’re not a Jedi,
I really mean it this time,
Quit making faces,
Eat all your dinner,
Don’t hit the baby,
Finish all your homework,
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

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