Archive for January 9th, 2008

The 5 Current Genetic Experiments Most Likely To Destroy Humanity

“… it all began at the Oregon Regional Primate Research Center in November of the year 2000. Scientists modified a harmless virus with jellyfish genes and introduced it into the embryos of Rhesus monkeys, which sure beat the old-fashioned way of making a Jellyfish Monkey–furiously masturbating a jellyfish directly over a spread eagle monkey. “