A Review Of The 2006 Yellow Tail Cabernet Merlot The Father-In-Law Left At The House
There was a fly in it.
It was not an American fly.
Fortunately, it was a member of the Bombyliidae, rather than one of the more disease-ridden species.
Unfortunately, I did not discover said fly until the very last mouthful of the very last glass of wine, when it bumbled around in my mouth like a lottery ping-pong ball, just before the tip of my tongue crunched it against the rear of my teeth.
Other than that it was alright, for a $6 bottle of wine.
Wouldn’t that be a free bottle of wine?
Just think, with a little marketing, some people would probably for that fly-in-the-bottle, just like they pay for those poor unfortunate worms in mescal… I sense an opportunity for you, Bigwig…
I considered raising a stink, but that’s the trouble with a $6 wine.
It’s not worth the bother to get a free one.