A Review Of The 2006 Yellow Tail Cabernet Merlot The Father-In-Law Left At The House
There was a fly in it.
It was not an American fly.
Fortunately, it was a member of the Bombyliidae, rather than one of the more disease-ridden species.
Unfortunately, I did not discover said fly until the very last mouthful of the very last glass of wine, when it bumbled around in my mouth like a lottery ping-pong ball, just before the tip of my tongue crunched it against the rear of my teeth.
Other than that it was alright, for a $6 bottle of wine.