Futher Observations On Modern Birth
Doctors in Durham no longer spank newborns in order to make them cry. Nor do they shout “Krzyzewski!” at the infant, which was until recently the accepted alternative.
Now they shout “Nifong!”
The nurses look at you funny if you greet your offspring with “Hey, Cholo!” when they wheel him in from the nursery.
More pics under the fold.