Archive for May 23rd, 2007

What he said.

Let’s start the discussion with this: As defined by the IPCC, climate change either does not exist, or it exists everywhere at all times.

The IPCC says “Climate change refers to a statistically significant variation in either the mean state of the climate or in its variability, persisting for an extended period (typically decades or longer).” Clearly from this definition IPCC scientists never anticipated the possibility that the variation and/or its mean state should be undefined in the sense of mathematical convergence, which will be true for most fractal distributions. As the outcome of a chaotic process, most, perhaps all, weather related variables will have high fractal dimension, and many will have non-convergent moments. This happens in chaotic systems because the mean state is forever changing (like the DJ Industrials) and is not static with stable fluctuations (like your checking account). In turn, all subsequent data samples beyond a training period will likely be “statistically significant”, for which the only solution is a heroic effort at averaging (think PCA) and or “outlier rejection” (think dropping parts of data sets). Once upon a time it was thought that if we could just get enough data points and subtract enough cycles, all data would be smooth and regular. We now know that the universe is not fundamentally smooth, and our little planet embedded in it is not either.

The IPCC definition of “climate change” is almost certainly undefined in the statistical sense, and perhaps in the scientific as well.

Also:, via Al Fin

Reid A. Bryson holds the 30th PhD in Meteorology granted in the history of American education. Emeritus Professor and founding chairman of the University of Wisconsin Department of Meteorology—now the Department of Oceanic and Atmospheric Sciences—in the 1970s he became the first director of what’s now the UW’s Gaylord Nelson Institute of Environmental Studies. He’s a member of the United Nations Global 500 Roll of Honor—created, the U.N. says, to recognize “outstanding achievements in the protection and improvement of the environment.” He has authored five books and more than 230 other publications and was identified by the British Institute of Geographers as the most frequently cited climatologist in the world.

Q: Could you rank the things that have the most significant impact and where would you put carbon dioxide on the list?

A: Well let me give you one fact first. In the first 30 feet of the atmosphere, on the average, outward radiation from the Earth, which is what CO2 is supposed to affect, how much [of the reflected energy] is absorbed by water vapor? In the first 30 feet, 80 percent, okay?

Q: Eighty percent of the heat radiated back from the surface is absorbed in the first 30 feet by water vapor…

A: And how much is absorbed by carbon dioxide? Eight hundredths of one percent. One one-thousandth as important as water vapor. You can go outside and spit and have the same effect as doubling carbon dioxide.

Ponder the Maunder

A new bird pic from our soon-to-be-again Iraqi avifaunalist, LTC Bob.

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Larger version here.

They’re just passing through on their way north.

Over most of North America, the Cedar Waxwing is the most specialized fruit-eating bird. This bird’s primary foods are fleshy fruits that are high in sugar content. Like tropical birds with this diet, Cedar Waxwings are social all year long, they nest in loose clusters, and at times they wander widely in flocks in search of temporarily abundant sources of fruit. Because of their reliance on summer ripening fruit for feeding their hatchlings, they are among the latest birds to nest in North America.

In the East, forest regeneration and the planting of fruit-bearing ornamentals and crops has led to large increases in Cedar Waxwing populations. From 1965 to 1979, the population doubled. The changing diet of Cedar Waxwings brought about an interesting effect: the appearance of orange, rather than yellow, terminal bands on the tail, a characteristic not noted before 1950. This color change is attributed to pigments contained in the fruit of the alien honeysuckle Lonicera morrowii, a recent addition to the Cedar Waxwing diet.

One more 8 hour work day and it’s time for vacation. I can make it.

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Okay, work is done. Time go to on vacation. Your carnival is below!

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Koranteng Ofosu-Amaah presents On George W. Bush

Leon Gettler presents Crying Wolfowitz: What now for the World Bank?

Brandon Peele presents An Open Letter to My Parents

Madeleine Begun Kane presents No Sweat Divorce

Barry Welford presents The Keyless Cell phone

Riversider presents Spring Days on the Riverbank

GrrlScientist presents The Return of the Rimatara Lory

Wayne Hurlbert presents An abundant world: Unlimited opportunities

Madeleine Begun Kane presents If This Is True, My Head May Explode

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Beer of the Night: JW Lee’s Harvest, Ale matured in Lagavulin Whisky Casks, 2005
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I don’t know why so many breweries fall in love with Flash when it comes to site design. It’s almost as if they really don’t care for people browsing the site. Go Away! Why aren’t you drinking? If their brews were as off-putting, the craft beer industry would still be stuck in the 70’s.

Regardless, I’ve been quite keen to try the Harvest Cask-aged ales since they first appeared at the beer store, but have been put off by the price. Ounce for ounce, these are some of the most expensive brews out there. A 9.3 oz bottle typically starts at $8, and proceeds upwards from there depending on the snootiness of the vendor. Mine came from Southern Season, courtesy of a gift card from work, so you can imagine how much more I paid for atmosphere.

Forty cents a bottle, as it turned out. Not too bad, for Chapel Hill. I also got a bottle of the Calvados-aged. So…two down, two to go.

Of course, at 11.5% ABV, it’s the equivalent of 2-3 other beers in a single bottle. You quickly become one with the bear. The brew itself is quite interesting, with the mouthfeel and sweetness typical of a barleywine, but also holding more than a touch of rauchbier smokiness, obviously a result of the time spent in the Lagavulin cask. I really should have waited until I had a bottle of that as well, just so I could look for similar themes, but that would blow my alcohol budget for a month, or perhaps two.

Here’s another review, at Cask 79.

The BeerAdvocates like it quite a bit as well.

Before I forget. Happy…4th? to Scotty McSulu! Uncle Kehaar will call later!

John Derbyshire reviews Neal Stephenson’s immense Baroque Cycle.

That is Neal Stephenson’s real achievement—to show us the whole thing, this new System of the World, stirring into motion. It does not, and never can, operate flawlessly, like those beautiful mechanisms in glass cases at the Science Museum in South Kensington when I was a boy, which could be wakened to action by inserting a penny. A System of the World is not like that. There are drive shafts the wrong length, cog wheels that do not mesh, and pieces left over from the old system that can’t be made to fit anywhere. Somehow, though, it moves, and works, and a new world comes into being.

I don’t care that Stephenson writes big, but I wish he’d write faster.

Nothing like making the most of your brush with history.
After Reagan left, they were clearing the dishes, and I got Reagan’s dish, and he hadn’t eaten all of his chicken. So I ate all his chicken.”

Arrrrrr, mateys. Be there a crew anywhere on the briny deeps as deadly and feared as the dreaded Caviar Pirates of The Caspian Sea?

Samuel/William Holloway is currrently the appellation of choice, but you can’t ignore the appeal of Jebidiah Silas

…because the very phonemes are encoded deep with American DNA. At some point in his life, probably in his early 20s, he would have found himself in a meeting of the Green Peat Vegan Disarmament Solidarity Council, and found himself unable to concentrate on the reading of the minutes. He would have stood and announced he was going to Ken-tucky to shoot raccoons, which he would then strip and wear on his head. Thank you and have a nice day.

The rest would go towards a Coon Meal in a Bag, because it would be wrong to waste the rest of a critter.

Currently: Decreasing

The most spectacular recent case of a journalist with an antiwar mindset being completely overwhelmed into a change of heart by American soldiers, according to the public affairs officer, was a Greek public television reporter who had been embedded with an infantry unit that became entrenched in a 45-minute firefight with insurgents. Yanked out of the line of fire by a soldier who put the journalist’s life above his own, he waited under cover and in fear of his life for the almost hourlong duration of the battle, with the best view possible of American soldiers in action against an armed and murderous enemy. He credits his having lived to tell the tale directly to those young troops.

“He had tears in his eyes as he talked about it,” said the public affairs officer. “He just kept saying, ‘They saved my life, they saved my life. . . . These are great men; they are heroes.’ Even after telling it several times, he couldn’t get through the story without choking up–and this was a man who had arrived here with all of the disdain for the Iraq mission and for the American soldiers who he [like seemingly most Europeans] had seen as the bad guys in this fight.”

Previously: Increasing