The Boy Has A Future In Moving Pictures
As Wile E. Coyote’s stunt double.
A five-year-old boy has survived a nine-storey fall off a balcony in Hamilton and was talking coherently and complaining only of a hurt leg when emergency crews arrived.
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The boy’s prone outline stamped into the soft ground shows his weight was more or less evenly distributed so the force on his body would be dispersed.
Pshhhh… Come on Bigwig, he’s asian! Of course he’s going to survive falls that large for no reason whatsoever.
That’s still slightly disturbing, though.