As Wile E. Coyote’s stunt double.

A five-year-old boy has survived a nine-storey fall off a balcony in Hamilton and was talking coherently and complaining only of a hurt leg when emergency crews arrived.
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The boy’s prone outline stamped into the soft ground shows his weight was more or less evenly distributed so the force on his body would be dispersed.
Mike says:
Pshhhh… Come on Bigwig, he’s asian! Of course he’s going to survive falls that large for no reason whatsoever.
That’s still slightly disturbing, though.
30 March 2007, 12:37 pm