Archive for March 5th, 2007

Or rather, has waned, almost entirely.

Claude Allegre, one of France’s leading socialists and among her most celebrated scientists, was among the first to sound the alarm about the dangers of global warming.

“By burning fossil fuels, man increased the concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere which, for example, has raised the global mean temperature by half a degree in the last century,” Dr. Allegre, a renowned geochemist, wrote 20 years ago in Cles pour la geologie..” Fifteen years ago, Dr. Allegre was among the 1500 prominent scientists who signed “World Scientists’ Warning to Humanity,” a highly publicized letter stressing that global warming’s “potential risks are very great” and demanding a new caring ethic that recognizes the globe’s fragility in order to stave off “spirals of environmental decline, poverty, and unrest, leading to social, economic and environmental collapse.”

In the 1980s and early 1990s, when concern about global warming was in its infancy, little was known about the mechanics of how it could occur, or the consequences that could befall us. Since then, governments throughout the western world and bodies such as the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change have commissioned billions of dollars worth of research by thousands of scientists. With a wealth of data now in, Dr. Allegre has recanted his views.

That’s almost enough for me to take it all back.

Told this joke to one of the neighbors yesterday, as we watched the basketball game and discussed the occasional politics. At the time, I didn’t think it was original to me, but as repeated Googling has failed to turn up the source, I’ll claim it as my own

Ann Coulter walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Why the long face?”

Update: Tense is everything. I’m as unoriginal as I first suspected. It seems more humorous in the present tense, as well.

From the author of Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay, in the comments section on this post about drinking a glass of wine in front of your kids.

All I want for my daughter is that she grow up to be a curious, empathetic, loving young woman who is able to make decisions for herself. And that she knows that Barney is evil.

Whenever one of the homebrewers in our neighborhood starts in on a new batch, it’s a family event. The kids run around in the street, and the adults tipple and talk. God only knows how many sins the “experts” Dr. Helen mentioned could find in that fairly prosaic gathering.

Or in the fact that, when we were growing up, The Reverend Dad would give us sips of beer if we asked. As I remember, Kehaar was the only one who asked twice.

Both bad and dirty.

And if there is anything the goody-goody Dukies hate more than losing to North Carolina, it’s losing and being called dirty at the same time.

That’s what 21,750 Tar Heels fans were screaming at Duke guard Gerald Henderson after his flying forearm drop split the bridge of Hansbrough’s beak with 14.5 seconds left in an 86-72 Carolina victory. Henderson was called for, in officialese, “a flagrant foul for a confrontational and combative action.”

He was ejected, and by NCAA rule will miss the Blue Devils’ first (and possibly only) game in the ACC tournament Thursday against North Carolina State. All three Duke assistant coaches accompanied Henderson off the floor, walking through as visceral a gantlet of booing as I can remember for a player in a college gym.

They’re a double threat! Triple if you count the likelihood that Krzyzewski will get snot all over your suit during one of his crying jags in the post-fame press conference.

Updates: The Phanatic

In my estimation the act was intentional and I think any sane, intelligent spectator would agree. However, CBS analyst Billy Packer is neither sane nor intelligent. Packer ranted on and on that there was no way that Henderson meant to do what he did. It got so bad at one point I remember saying aloud, “Would someone please shut him up.”

The N&O’s Caulton Tudor

To me, it looked like a cheap shot by Henderson, and I didn’t see anything on television replays to change my mind.