A Guide For Men: Buy a large, expensive bait-casting reel, spool it with expensive braided line and 100-lb test mono, hook up a large chunk of bait, and kayak the rig 200 yards offshore. Wait an hour, reel in, discover that your bait is gone. Repeat all day long. Go home empty-handed.
A Guide For Women: Go jogging on the beach with your infant, spot something in a tidal pool and drag it up on the beach.
Several construction workers at a beachside project saw what was happening and they ran down to the surf.
“They told me it was a cobia, a big cobia,” Sykes said.
“One guy was trying to pull him farther up on the beach when it twisted and hit him in the head, hurting him. So, I grabbed the tail and pulled him farther up the beach.”
I would not want to be the injured worker come the next day.
“Lookout, Sal! There’s a goldfish on the loose! Think you’ll need first aid if he comes after you?”
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