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The Genius of Leonard Wibberley

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18th, 2006 by Fiver – Be the first to comment

From The Mouse That Roared, written in 1955.

“The fact is that there are few more profitable undertakings for a country in need of money than to declare war on the United States and be defeated. Hardly an acre of land is forfeited in such wars.”

“It is usually agreed, to be sure, that heavy industries and other installations and activities which could be used in future wars are to be dismantled, destroyed and their re-establishment banned. And it usually evolves that this is not done, because it is decided to follow such a plan would either wreck the economy of the defeated nation, or make it incapable of defending itself against other foes. In either or both cases, the Americans would feel called upon, such is their peculiar nature, to help out at their own expense.”

“Again, it is usually decided that the nation and people which lose to the United States shall be made to suffer national and individual hardship for the aggression. And the ink is no sooner dry on such agreements than the United States is rushing food, machinery, clothing, money, building materials and technical aid to the relief of its former foes.”

“Once more, it is always laid down that the defeated armies must be disbanded and never again be allowed to reform. But, a little later, it is discovered that these armies are in an oblique but nonetheless definite manner essential to the security of the United States itself. Either the defeated enemy must h ave an army and nave and air force of its own, or the Americans must remain there in an indefinite occupation.

“Americans, particularly American soldiers, do not like to remain long outside their own country. And in a matter of months, or at the most years, the United States is first requesting and then begging its former enemies to raise an army to defend their own territory. It is not unheard of that these defeated foes are able to state the terms under which they will raise an army for their own policing and defense. Those terms have involved the payments of large sums of money b y the United States, or the extension of generous credits, revision of trade agreements in favor of the defeated nation, return of shipping, rehabilitation of factories destroyed in the war, and even the gift of equipment needed for the army.

“All in all, as I said before, there is no more profitable and sound step for a nation without money or credit to take, than declare war on the United States and suffer a total defeat.” She smiled indulgently at the two of them.

Count Mountjoy, who had commenced listening to the discourse as if h e were hearing a sentence of doom pronounced, was, when it ended, filled with lively interest.

“Why,” he exclaimed, “the plan has possibilities that border on brilliant. We declare war on Monday, are vanquished Tuesday, and rehabilitated beyond our wildest dreams by Friday night.”

Newsweek, today. (lvi)

In what might be called the mother of all surprises, Iraq’s economy is growing strong, even booming in places.

Thanks, Mike!

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18th, 2006 by Fiver – 1 Comment

Showboat prosecution of Duke Lacrosse players: Costly

Dealing with the national media: Very Costly

Turning your hometown into a national laughingstock: You know the rest.

The Source Of, And Solution To, All Life’s Problems

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18th, 2006 by Fiver – 1 Comment

Beer notes from a new Hraka contributor, the Skeleton Brewer.
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Sitting here in midtown Manhattan and have found a great bar for the area – The Ginger Man. I searched it out on Pubcrawler (11 E. 36th) and with 66 taps, it’s got a good selection.

Climax IPSI started with a Climax IPA that is brewed in New Jersey and it was moderate on hops, but had just enough to balance a wonderful roasted barley addition that seemed to hang all the way (sip) through the generous imperial pints they pour here. Although I always want more hops, I was impressed with the balance. A good beer.

Next I had one of the best cask condition pours (and I have had many) in a long time, the Henry Hudson IPA from Chelsea Brewing, a west end Manhattan brewery. It pulled with a great copper color and clean, rich hop nose with thick (rather than loose) head. It had a strong astringent hop profile that lingered, but didn’t stick to much to the tongue. The balance and malt bill was impressive for a cask….no grassy, or flat flavors. So far, two thumbs up for the urban breweries.

Next, a glass of the Corsendonk Christmas beer. It’s from Belgium and has a dark, rich flavor with a yeast undertone. Its a malty bitch, one which tends to get chewy, but has good characteristics. Seems to have the yeast sit up front to connote a “christmas” beer rather than using spice. I sampled the Delirium Noel (very yeasty) and the Rock Art Holiday Bock (more of a strong ale) but didn’t like them as much.

Based on my recent holiday sampling, it seems that the east coast has yet to figure out the holiday beer offerings. The west coast seems to do a better job of finding the balance between high malt AND hops to produce a flavorful, quaffable beer. The best examples would be the Jolly Roger (Maritime Brewery) Jubelale (Deshutes) and the Rock the Halls (Full Sail). Anyone interested in a good tasting should stumble in to the Elysian Brewery in Seattle on a January weekend when they pull out both current and aged holiday beers for tasting. Delicious. I hold out hope based on the balanced profiles of the first two beers I mentioned that more aggressively balanced holiday beers will be brewed out here–those that invite another pint when done with the first.

oldhorizontalOkay… last beer of the night….and this is live… the Victory Old Horizontal Barley Wine. Never to pass up a draft pour of a BW from a brewery (HopDevil, Pils, Octoberfest) I’ve come to respect.
Watch out now…..new guy from behind the bar made the fatal error of not understanding what a barley wine is and pouring it in a 20oz imperial pint…..well, here we go.

Malty, fruity, hoppy and very much high on the octane. A wonderful dark, rich brew staring me down at the bar barking at me, challenging to drink the full Big Gulp portion provided to me by the beer gods. Of course I will. Barley wine is not a lawnmower beer, but when you get a good one like this, you enter the world of excess where the idea of Port seems irrelevant. A good BW satisifies all layers of the hop hungry palate.

Shhh! You’ll Make Her Fall!

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18th, 2006 by Fiver – 4 Comments

Tis the season to hush those who sing “Tis the season.”

A high school choir was asked to stop singing Christmas carols during an ice skating show featuring Olympic medalist Sasha Cohen out of concern the skater would be offended because she’s Jewish.

A city staff member, accompanied by a police officer, approached the Rubidoux High School Madrigals at the Riverside Outdoor Ice Skating Rink just as they launched into “God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman” and requested that the troupe stop singing, the Riverside Press-Enterprise reported Thursday.

Cohen, the 2006 Olympic silver medalist and 2006 U.S. National Champion, had just finished her performance at the rink on the downtown pedestrian mall, and was signing autographs.

Choir director Staci Della-Rocco said she complied with the request “because a policeman told me to stop. I didn’t want to have a big old huge scene in front of my kids,” according to the newspaper.

The city staff member, special-events employee Michelle Baldwin, could not be reached for comment. (lvmm)

Hmm. A quick search shows that, like some other organizations, Riverside uses a fairly standard naming convention when assigning email addresses. So, if someone wanted to send a Christmas ecard to mbaldwin@riversideca.gov–say to help assuage her undoubtedly devastated feelings at being made a figure of ridicule by an uncaring press– it would likely go right through.

A Christmas Story

Posted in Uncategorized on December 15th, 2006 by Fiver – Be the first to comment

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Attorney Nifong, that Duke Lacrosse players should be shunned.

And some in the city did so, though many did not, for Attorney Nifong was nigh as popular as a wet fart in a crowded elevator.

Then she who caused the shunning was found to be great with child, and when questioned of the father of the child, she said nothing.

And though someone or group of someones had liberally donated much genetic matter to the clothing and various openings of the mother at the time when she first conceived, whomsoever did so could not be found. So it must have been God, as that is the way of God, to love them and leave them.

And the multitudes rejoiced, saying “Glory to God in the highest,” for now there was the promise of a feel-good ABC holiday movie of the week for a surety, and many of them would have the chance to be extras in the ABC movie of the week when the second unit camera crew arrived to take the establishing shots.

And furthermore, publicity tie-ins for “God’s Chistmas Stripper Baby” (working title) would perhaps bring Oprah, patron saint of quality material goods, to the area, where she would allow the multitudes to howl for said quality material goods like rabid harpies confronted with fresh glistening entrails when said quality material goods were shown on stage, for nothing says Christmas like whoring oneself to women’s television programming in the hopes of obtaining a top of the line digital camera or other consumer item.

Yea, Verily.

PostScript: Ok, so make it Another Christmas Story.

Bend To My Will!

Posted in Uncategorized on December 15th, 2006 by Fiver – Be the first to comment

A Hard-Boiled Egg Mold. Once I saw the results, I had to have one. If it gets here prior to Christmas, I’ll give it to…someone. Dunno who, yet. If arrival is post-Baby Jesus, I guess I’ll keep it until the family tires of novelty eggs. More molds here, for those others overcome by ennui when faced with yet another day of regular-shaped poultry products.

Disturbing

Posted in Uncategorized on December 13th, 2006 by Fiver – 1 Comment

Sainted wife just found a $20 donation to the Dar Al Hijrah Islamic Center in our online banking transaction list. Obviously, We’re disputing the transaction. One would think that an institute subsidized by the Saudis wouldn’t need anymore money.

<sarcasm> Stunningly, the center has Al-Qaeda ties <sarcasm>

What Is Best In Life?

Posted in Uncategorized on December 13th, 2006 by Fiver – Be the first to comment

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to be the focus of a literary retrospective.

Carnival of the Vanities #221

Posted in Carnival of The Vanities on December 13th, 2006 by Kehaar – 5 Comments

Hola and welcome to another edition of Carnival of the Vanities. Because I have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say, I’m going to jump right into this week’s entries.

Or not. I don’t really feel like jumping right into this week’s entries. I feel like watching The History Channel. I’ve only had cable for a few short weeks. I felt it imperative to have cable since I had a new job in a new town. I got the whole deal. Internet, cable, digital phone service. 100 plus channels. The History Channel is the only thing worth watching. It’s all I watch, ever. Why they make me buy 99 other channels I’ll never know.

Now on to the entries.

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No particular order this week except for the order in which the entries were read. As always, not every post that was submitted made it into the Carnival. Most of what doesn’t make it in is commercial in nature. Some just isn’t that good. Some are not good and commercial. The ones that make it in…well, some of those are bad and commercial too. But mostly they’re not.

Greg starts things off this week sayingSometimes, you have to be a parent. If you aren’t a parent to your child, sometimes they become confused about their own gender and sexuality. Or maybe that’s because you’re being a parent. I can’t remember. Read it for yourself.

Kiril Kundurazieff presents Thoughts on Ahmadinejad Letter. It’s long. Looooooooooooooooooooooooooong. Long, long, long. Basically he says he doesn’t think we can negotiate with Ahmadinejad. I agree. I think the only way we can win in Iraq is by taking out the governments of Syria and Iran. Bring the troops home? Yes. By way of Tehran and Damascus. More on that later if I have time.

Madeleine Begun Kane presents How To Become An Insomniac. I’ll add a few to help Mad out. I’ve been sleeping like crap lately. Reason number one: bright lights right outside the window preventing it from ever becoming truly dark in your bedroom. Buy thin curtains that don’t clash with everything you own but only partially block out the light. Reason number two: get an apartment directly across the street from the Metro Atlanta Rail (MARTA). Sure it’s convenient to downtown and midtown and the airport. It’s also loud and runs from five in the morning until one thirty at night.

John Bambenek gives us The Antitheism of Richard Dawkins: A Review of The God Delusion. If you think religion is bad news, take a hard look at the godless societies of the world and see what a lack of religion has done to the world. Communist China and Soviet Russia come to mind.

Speaking of religion, David Parker talks about a great man who was Born on Christmas Day. And at least one who probably wasn’t.

I include the next post as a nod to Little Irish Stout. She’s been trying to quit Rotary for years but just can’t say no. Plus they feed her once every two weeks. Jack Yoest presents Self-Interest Rightly Understood: The Rotary. Good luck as another year of being on the Rotary board, LIS.

Buckley F. Williams covers the release of Islamic Rage Boy’s New Single “Infidels”, Closing Fast On “White Christmas” As All-Time Best Seller. WIth sound and lyrics.

bobbarama presents Going off the deep-fried end. And, no, the post isn’t about Mississippi.

Peace Moonbeam tells the tale of the medicated Mammal/Fish. Funny.

Nina presents The Great Divide in Compensation. Makes me want to move to New York and get involved in investment banking.

Christine Kane asks the question that’s on everyone’s mind: Are You Leaking? Well, are you?

Mark A. Rayner asks another pertinent question: If a blogger blogs in the forest, and nobody is around to read it, does it exist?

Richard Miles Orders a copy of the Quran from CAIR and shares his thoughts. He’s sinning already and he’s only gotten as far as the letter enclosed.

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And that’s it for this week. The Carnival is a little thinner this week but I left out a bunch. Quality over quantity this week. Plus, the quicker I’m done here, the more History Channel I get to watch before bedtime.

The Carnival of the Vanities will return next week and appear in this same space. If you’d like your post to be included, make it good and submit it through Blog Carnival.

Sleigh Bells Sink, Are You Listing?

Posted in Uncategorized on December 12th, 2006 by Fiver – 9 Comments

Ngnat has developed a psychic ability to fortell the future, or at least the next day’s headlines. As evidence, on the way home from school yesterday, she inquired of me what Santa would do once all the ice melted at the North Pole. Would he build a boat?

I assured her Santa would, that he could easily construct a vessel large enough to house all the reindeer, elves, talking snowman and Bumbles he could find. Furthermore, given his obvious familiarity with manufacturing efficiencies, Santa would find it cheaper in the long run to build his magical Christmas boat than to spend his cash attempting to reduce his output of greenhouse gases.

Satisfied, she returned to her languid study of the passing landscape outside the car window, and ventured no more inquiries until we arrived home, at which point she discovered a pressing need for a Fresca. Santa, she was evidently satisfied, could take care of himself.

So can the polar bears, despite the latest in the EVERYBODY PANIC!!! series of stories on the coming seasonal disappearance on the Arctic Ice pack.

Further increases in the atmosphere of so-called greenhouse gases may lead to global warming that causes the already- retreating ice to begin melting four times faster in about 20 years’ time, a team led by U.S. National Center for Atmospheric Research scientist Marika Holland says today in research published in the journal Geophysical Research Letters.

“We have already witnessed major losses in sea ice, but our research suggests that the decrease over the next few decades could be far more dramatic than anything that has happened so far,” Holland said yesterday in a statement posted on the NCAR Web site. “These changes are surprisingly rapid.”

Using climate-change models, Holland’s team forecast that by 2040, “only a small amount of perennial sea ice” could be left, according to the statement. The melting can be slowed by cutting emissions of gases such as carbon dioxide and methane, blamed by many scientists as the cause of global warming, it said.

“We don’t see this sort of behavior in the absence of increases in greenhouse gas concentrations,” Holland said in an interview aired today by British Broadcasting Corp. radio’s “Today” program. The melting “very definitely is caused in the climate model by increased greenhouse gas levels.”
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The loss of sea-ice cover poses risks to the way of life of indigenous Arctic people such as the Inuit, who travel between islands across the ice, and to animals such as polar bears who rely on sea-ice as their hunting ground.

The full text of the Holland/Blitz/Tremblay article in Geophysical Research Letters can be seen here, though it may be available only to those coming from a .edu address. One can also view a good animation of the predicted reduction in the ice pack, here. One perhaps inevitable shortcoming of the news coverage regarding the story is the ineluctable focus on greenhouse gases as the proximate cause of the ice-pack decline when black carbon, i.e. soot, may bear more of the blame for the decline. Why? Perhaps because the major source of Arctic soot isn’t the First World, but rather the Third, which does Kyoto proponents absolutely no good.

Black carbon (BC) particles, derived from incomplete combustion of fossil fuels and biomass, may have a severe impact on the sensitive Arctic climate, possibly altering the temperature profile, cloud temperature and amount, the seasonal cycle, and the tropopause level and accelerating polar ice melting. We use the Goddard Institute for Space Studies general circulation model to investigate the origins of Arctic BC by isolating various source regions and types. The model suggests that the predominant sources of Arctic soot today are from south Asia (industrial and biofuel emissions) and from biomass burning. These are the primary global sources of BC (approximately 20% and 55%, respectively, of the global emissions), and BC aerosols in these regions are readily lofted to high altitudes where they may be transported poleward. According to the model the Arctic BC optical thickness is mostly from south Asia (30%) and from biomass (28%) (with slightly more than half of biomass coming from north of 40N); North America, Russia, and Europe each contribute 10–15%. Russia, Europe, and south Asia each contribute about 20–25% of BC to the low-altitude springtime ‘‘Arctic haze.’’ In the Arctic upper troposphere/lower stratosphere during the springtime, south Asia (30–50%) and low-latitude biomass (20–30%) are dominant, with a significant aircraft contribution (10–20%).

To be fair, the Holland/Blitz/Tremblay article does factor the effect of black carbon in its climactic model, so the presumptions of a summer vacation on the part of the ice pack may be correct, but what neither the article nor the news coverage about it don’t point out is that the Arctic ice has vanished before, most recently less than 10,000 years ago, in a period known as the Hypsithermal Interval. Obviously, the the polar bears survived.

While welcoming the June 1, 2006, publication in “Nature” of three papers (refs. 1,2,3) revealing the sedimentary evidence of an early Tertiary ice free Arctic Ocean I wondered why science writers fail to mention the data which indicate that summer ice free oceanic conditions also existed in the far north within the last ~ 10,000 years of the Holocene period? This would add perspective for those who seem to worry that such a near-future event, driven by 20th & 21st century gas emissions, would be unprecedented in geologically recent times, and these data might modulate the current concern about polar bear extirpation, since Ursus maritimus survived such ice loss just a few millennia ago.

I write as a long-term student of paleo-environmental change in the arctic, and needless to say I have no connection whatsoever with funding or influence by the hydrocarbon industry. I am sympathetic to the plight of the southernmost population of polar bears in Hudson Bay, but note that they have demonstrated a remarkable ability in the late Quaternary period to evolve from the brown bear species to the fully maritime modern ‘ice bear’ and to survive many climatic changes.

Nor is the expected impact of an ice-free Arctic discussed, but to put it simply, less ice in the Arctic might very mean more ice elsewhere. (As I can only find the abstract, I’ll see if I can locate a hard copy of the whole paper and post it. At first glance the paper appears to be available to members of the Defense Community–odd.)


An assessment is made of each component of the heat budgets of the surface and of the earth–atmosphere system in the central Arctic, both for an ice-covered ocean and for an ice-free ocean. The annual patterns of atmospheric heat loss for both conditions are obtained as residuals; the relation of these patterns to general atmospheric circulation and glacier accumulation is discussed. It is shown that atmospheric cooling in the Arctic is closely related to certain indices of atmospheric circulation. An ice-free Arctic Ocean would probably be associated with atmospheric circulation more vigorous in summer at subarctic latitudes and of comparable vigor in winter. The cool summers and warm, moist winters would be highly conducive to glacier growth.

So presumably Santa will have other icy places to relocate to, even if he doesn’t construct his magic Christmas Clipper. He’ll be fine. So will the polar bears, which have been around for the last three million years, meaning that they’ve survived numerous Arctic warmings. Though presumably each warm period stressed the species as a whole, enough of the population survived to pass along their genes to future generations. Absent any other negative influences on the population, such as disease or pollution, Ursus maritimus will survive this one as well. Of course, that’s not to say such influences won’t occur. After all, once the Arctic is ice free, human activity in the area will undoubtedly increase–supertankers passing through the NorthWest Passage spring to mind–but the whole point of the Lomborgian analysis is that managing such threats is a more efficient use of resources in the long run than the economically painful, increasingly mis-targeted and ultimately futile greenhouse gas cuts proposed by the Kyoto Accords.

If you’re concerned about the Polar bears, give the Nature Conservancy a buck or two and ignore the news stories lamenting their upcoming demise. Save your worries for the giant space rocks.