Archive for December 4th, 2006

Allagash Four, a Belgian Quadruppel-style ale from the Allagash Brewing Company.

Allagash Four is brewed with four malts, four hops, four sugars and four Belgian yeast strains. During the mashing process, we add Date Sugar to the mash tun. Later, during the boil, we add Light Candi, Dark Candi, and Light Golden Molasses. After primary fermentation with the first strain of yeast, we add more Candi Sugar, and referment the beer with a secondary strain of yeast… that process is then repeated with a third strain of yeast, and finally a fourth for bottle conditioning in the cellar.

Goes well with Bacon-wrapped scallops, crab-stuffed mushrooms, filet mignon, and chocolate crêpes, according to the brewer.

I dunno about food, but it goes damn well with Squidbillies. “Ain’t nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk. “

Pours a cloudy, dark orange-brown into the wine goblet I use from pretty much every beer I drink now–it’s easier than trying to figure out which of the 20-odd glasses I have collecting dust on the shelves goes best with which brews–taste and mouthfeel remind me of a kind of light barleywine, if such a thing exists.

Though the brewer doesn’t mention it, there’s another, darker, Allagash Four that beer may refer to; a quartet of art students allegedly abducted by aliens from the wilds of Maine in 1976. Art students, wilds of Maine, 1976. I’m sure there were no drugs involved. Just wouldn’t fit into the context, you know?

Not that the brewer’s omission, purposeful or otherwise, has stopped others from using it–The flavors at work here are just as dark and mysterious, and just as transporting, as any interplanetary craft—much as one might use a metaphor to cover up an uinnate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk.

Zod: You’re just jealous someone else created a sentence containing that high of a cheese quotient.

What I am is pissed. It’s midnight, I want another one, and I have to work tomorrow.

Zod: well, the boy did feel kinda hot when he went to bed tonight. You could drink another one on the off-chance that he’ll wake up sick and you’ll end up working from home tomorrow anyway.

There is that…though it doesn’t seem quite right to be pulling for the boy to wake up with the flu just so I can have another beer.

Zod: You must pick your Carter. Jimmy, or Billy.

Well. In that case…

Continue reading ‘Beer of The Night’ »

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John Bolton has resigned his post at the UN. If Bush has any political common sense left–perhaps some might be found in the cushions of the Oval Office sofas–he’ll leave the position unfilled. Given the low regard America has for the organiazation , any Democratic pronunciations on the theme of “Why We Must Have A UN Ambassador,” can only redound to the Republican advantage.

Easily the best thing out of France since The Brotherhood of the Wolf

An interview with the former world-champion.

One of the best surf casters is Neil Mackellow, who comes to St. Augustine from England a couple times a year.

Mackellow is the European consultant for Penn reels. He does a little business while he’s here, but mostly he comes to the First Coast to surf fish.

He knows his way around a beach, a rod and a reel. And it doesn’t hurt one bit that he can toss a surf weight nearly the length of three football fields.

Mackellow won the world casting championship three times. He was the United Kingdom Surfcasting Federation champion seven times and has placed in the top three in UKSF national competitions 64 times, including 36 victories. His cast of nearly 290 yards remains the longest cast recorded for 14 years - from 1983 to 1997.

As an aside, he also once won a bet by casting on a regulation baseball on a rod and reel from home plate over the center-field fence at Camden Yards in Baltimore - 410 feet - at an Orioles game.

There is a tide in the affairs of men,
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to… Doritos.

doritos

A tractor-trailer-size container filled with thousands of bags of Doritos washed up here early Thursday, prompting Hatteras Islanders to summon their inner scavengers.

After drifting south for several days in the Atlantic, the container veered landward at Diamond Shoals off Cape Point and came to rest in the wash south of the Cape Hatteras Fishing Pier in Frisco as the tide came in.

Steve Hissey, who runs the tackle shop at Teach’s Lair marina in Hatteras, received a call from a charter boat captain.

“How’s the fishing?” Hissey asked.

“I got two stripers and 35 bags of Doritos,” the captain answered.

The container that landed south of Cape Point was one of four washed overboard. Assuming the planned mid-January striper to Ocracoke goes off as planned, those on it might have a chance at finding one of the other three, assuming that they haven’t already washed ashore by then.