You Know It’s Going to Be a Long Day When…
1.) Wake up and roll out of bed. It’s darker than normal. When does daylight savings time start again?
2.) Stumble through the dark into the bathroom. Pee, brush teeth, wash face, shave. Same as every other day.
3.) Grab aftershave. Apply liberally…wonder why it’s so thick and pasty.
4.) Wash face again after realizing you’ve just coated yourself with Colgate toothpaste.
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Where’s my coffee?