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Iran renames pastries after prophet.

As part of the global Muslim protests against the publishing of cartoons of the prophet Muhammad by a Danish newspaper, Iranian bakers have decided to rename Danish pastries. Danish pastries in Iran will now be known as “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad”.

After reading the story above, I find myself inspired. In keeping with the spirit of the thing, I shall now refer to my turds as “Muhammad’s Dumplings”.

Update: In the five minutes since I originally posted this, I have decided that my turds will now be called “Children of the Prophet Muhammad” instead of “Muhammad’s Dumplings”. What do you guys think?

Update 2: I have decided that going to the bathroom will now be known as “Visiting the Mosque”. Now I can “Visit the Mosque” and drop off the “Children of the Prophet Muhammad”.

At the WSJ

“Look, the mere fact that we’re even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quail-tards is letting the quail know ‘how’ we’re hunting them. I’m sure right now those birds are laughing at us in that little ‘covey’ of theirs.”

Our earlier take on Cheney’s “hunting” habit may be seen here.

Update: Nice bumper sticker.

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