The Best Hraka Around
Woman Arrested for asking for quiet in cinema
A similar thing happened in “Capote” the other. Some idiot fat-ass woman actually answered her phone in a packed theater. I couldn’t believe it. Thankfully her conversation was brief, otherwise she’d have never made it out of the theater alive.
There’s always one idiot that refuses to silence their cell in the theater. I believe it should be legal to subject such an idiot to physical violence in order to teach them proper etiquette.
In the future, when a political operative becomes a liability, be it for reasons scanadalous or otherwise, there’s now a new euphemism to describe his inevitable departure.
ex: “We might be able to protect Rove, but we’re sending Libby ‘hunting with Dick Cheney.’”
Side note to Ted Kennedy: When on a pleasant outing, if, through your carelessness or recklessness, you should cause grievous injury to a companion, the demands of simple common courtesy require you to summon medical aid.
HINDUS CONSIDER it sacrilegious to eat meat from cows, so when a Danish supermarket ran a sale on beef and veal last fall, Hindus everywhere reacted with outrage. India recalled its ambassador to Copenhagen, and Danish flags were burned in Calcutta, Bombay, and Delhi. A Hindu mob in Sri Lanka severely beat two employees of a Danish-owned firm, and demonstrators in Nepal chanted: ”War on Denmark! Death to Denmark!”In many places, shops selling Dansk china or Lego toys were attacked by rioters, and two Danish embassies were firebombed.