Here’s how it works. I buy a McRib. I take it out of the wrapper. I consume the molded, meatlike substance within. I hurl the wrapper onto a public street (because in additon to having no culinary sophistication, I am an inconsiderate shit). The city then charges McDonalds to clean up my mess.
Why punish lawbreakers when you can just tax the law-abiding?
I know it’s just Oakland, but precedents like this often spread to civilized areas.
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