Archive for January 13th, 2006

Just when sharks thought it was safe to……remain in the water!

Posted by Kehaar on 13 January 2006 at 2:55 pm under Uncategorized.
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Must have,
must own,
my very own
nutsack for cell phone.

Posted by Kehaar on 13 January 2006 at 10:42 am under Uncategorized.
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New N.J. Slogan: ‘Come See for Yourself’.

Posted by Woundwort on 13 January 2006 at 9:56 am under Uncategorized.
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Chuck Norris Facts

  1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
  6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice…

OhmyGod…I am crying over this nugget:

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Update: Reader Jon was kind enough to supply us with Chuck’s official response to the evidently unofficial ChuckNorrisFacts.com. Read what the surprisingly sensitive Chuck has to say here.

Posted by Woundwort on 13 January 2006 at 12:00 am under Uncategorized.
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