Archive for October 25th, 2005

Which Historic General Are You?

Chief Sitting Bull

You scored 74 Wisdom, 77 Tactics, 64 Guts, and 37 Ruthlessness!

You’d make a decent guerilla fighter. You are a tactical genius and you have the balls to back it up with some follow through. But that being said, you are most likely unwilling to torture an enemy soldier for information, because underneath all of the hides of the buffalo you killed yourself and that huge f*cking headdress, you have a heart.

Chief Sitting Bull rose to prominence in the Sioux warfare against the whites and the resistance of the Native Americans under his command to forced settlement on a reservation led to a punitive expedition. In the course of the resistance occurred the Native American victory on the Little Bighorn, where George Armstrong Custer and his men were defeated and killed on June 25, 1876. Sitting Bull and some of his followers escaped to Canada, but returned (1881) on a promise of a pardon and were settled on a reservation. In 1885 he appeared in Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show, but his championship of the Native American cause was not at an end. He encouraged the Sioux to refuse to sell their lands, and he advocated the ghost dance religion. He was killed by Native American police on a charge of resisting arrest.

Another look at the book what spawned us.

But writing off ”Watership Down” as a manifesto of middle-class conservatism misses the point; the book’s unique effect resides not solely in the comforting, cabbage-muffled discourse of the well-behaved rabbits, but in the irruption-into their quiet, grey world-of violence and domination.

Must be something in the genes, as Longshanks is thought to be a very distant ancestor.

King Edward I
Or rather, King Edward the Longshanks if you’ve seen Braveheart. You, like Edward, are incredibly smart and shrewd, but you win at any costs…. William Wallace died at his hands after a fierce Scottish rebellion against his reign. Despite his reputation though, Longshanks had the best interests of his people at heart. But God help you if you got on his bad side.

You scored 62 Wisdom, 69 Tactics, 53 Guts, and 44 Ruthlessness!
The Which Historic General Are You Test

Tom Cruise has not gotten the best publicity in recent months, and apparently it is continuing. Here is one guy who believes Cruise is working on ruining lives and complete world domination.