Archive for November, 2004

Mola Mola

Posted in Uncategorized on November 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

Giant Sunfish spotted in the Neuse.

“I think it’s an all-time inland record,” he said, of the fish belonging to the species of which others were spotted in January 2003 off Cape Lookout and near Surf City in 2002. A sharp tail was reported north of Hatteras in February 2003.

The 6 1/2-foot, several hundred-pound fish usually lives in warm and temperate areas of most oceans, swimming upright and feeding on jellyfish, small fish, crustaceans, or crabs, said Neuse RiverKeeper Larry Baldwin, who was called by residents in the Neuse Bluffs area.

Pics

Posted in Uncategorized on November 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

A 170 pound halibut, caught by an 11 year old.

A Word To The Unwise

Posted in Uncategorized on November 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

A word to those much like myself, in other words.

Apparently, “I’ve got a turtlehead!” is not something one is allowed to teach one’s daughter to say, no matter how many excited dinner-table repetitions of “I’m going to the potty right now!” one has lived through previously.

MLK Stripers

Posted in Uncategorized on November 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

I’ve gotten permission from the wife for an striper trip in January. MLK weekend seems the best, as I doubt I’ll get permission to go over New Year’s, and the Solunar tables predict that fishing that Friday, Saturday and Sunday ought to be pretty good.

I’m thinking Ocracoke, as there’s more to do there if the weather is bad, and it’s easier to get to the north side of the island if the wind is bad for the south. Also, according to the archives, there are stripers to be had there in January.

Who’s in?

Culture Wars

Posted in Uncategorized on November 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

Watched the 6:30 NBC news last night for the first time in forever, as the Sainted Wife has decided now that Brokaw is leaving we should grace his last few broadcasts with our presence. I mostly ignored it, as I’ve been gobbling down–or re-gobbling down, as the case may be–Terry Pratchett books since Thanksgiving.

In case you’ve been wondering where the hell I’ve been, now you know.* Just as an aside, bloggers in particular should read The Truth. It has lots of little nuggets concerning the production and marketing of “news.”

So there, I was, happily ensconced on the sofa, newscast almost over, and Tommy closes with this particular inanity–or something close to it. I’m paraphrasing from memory

“We’re going to have to be more imaginative when dealing with those out there who love our culture and hate our government.”

“What, Democrats?” was my first reaction–an incorrect one, as it turned out. Thanks to the magic of the DVR, I was able to rewind enough of the broadcast to find out that Tom was not talking about Democrats, but the events of 9/11 and afterwards.

As if Osama and the Wahabists are actually really big fans of Will and Grace–or Britney Spears, for that matter. It’s just our position on farm subsidies that they object to. Never mind the lack of massive protests regarding the death sentence given to Salman Rushdie for daring to write a book, and the murder of Theo Van Gogh for his deadly sin in making a movie about the abuse of Muslim women. Why, those are the exceptions that prove the rule!

Turns out Tom has been peddling a similar bit of foolishness for a while now.

Later in the same “blunt instrument” speech, Brokaw hinted not so bluntly that he wanted his young audience to be understanding of people who clearly hate the First Amendment:

We have to work harder at understanding an enemy who is eager to sacrifice their bodies to do great harm to what we hold dear, hundreds of millions of young Muslims who love our culture and hate our government, who envy our successes, disdain our pluralism and, most of all, who are enraged by our sense of entitlement.

It should come as no surprise that the enemy hates our government, for there is a war, and it is axiomatic that in war, governments officially wage war with “the enemy.”

But “love our culture?” How can envying our successes and disdaining our pluralism constitute “love”?

It doesn’t constitute love. It’s the exact opposite. Disdain for our pluralism is disdain for everything about our culture, and that, more than anything else, is why so many elements in the Islamic world oppose so fiercely. It’s not about democracy, it’s about not being able to crush homosexuals with stones whenever one feels like it. It’s about the fear that one day, there will be Islamic equivalents of Will and Grace and Britney Spears, and the imams then will as powerless when it comes to sanctioning them as Jerry Falwell is today. It’s about Mardi Gras in Mecca, and the Saudi girls getting all the beads.

Scratch a muslim who “loves our culture and hates our government,” and what you’ll find is that when it comes right down to it, they don’t care that much for our culture, either.

*In case you’re a family member agonizing over what to get me for Christmas, The Art of Discworld would do nicely, as would The Complete Peanuts, though it has nothing to do with the rest of the post.

Spawn

Posted in Uncategorized on November 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

Another real-life friend of Hraka to trouble the unhappy world–Hispano Conservative–who had the blessing/curse of being the head of the IT division at my previous job–a dot-com that blew through 16 mil in VC financing in less than a year.

He’s one of the over 1 million new blogs joinging the ‘sphere in the last month or so–bring the total number up to over 4 million.

And I thought we were getting in on the tail end of the fad when Hraka debuted in May, 2002.

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There’s also a new scion of the Carnival–The Carnival Of The Rugrats. Thanks to Jay for letting me know.

Must… Obey… Shrewdly… Packaged… Pop… Star

Posted in Uncategorized on November 26th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

Alicia Keys has spoken. We must fight AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa. We all felt this was a problem before, but now, my God, Alicia Keys says so.

Ignored, for the purpose of this post: Alicia’s qualifications to speak authoritatively on world health issues.

Ignored, for the purpose of this post: Alicia’s claim that AIDS in Africa “should be as important as the war on terrorism.”

Question, about this article: Unless she drew the bad card from Community Chest, and had to pay a boatload of cheddar for each house and hotel she owns, doesn’t Alicia have just a shitpile of money? Why doesn’t this article mention the (no doubt) enormous cash contribution she made to this very serious cause?

Whisky

Posted in Uncategorized on November 26th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

To compete with the gay man’s favorite tipple, vodka, whisky distillers are developing various brands of scotch for pussies.

“We’re reaching out to younger drinkers who want the finer things in life. A lighter, more accessible style will bring in new drinkers,” says Mark Izatt, brand manager for single malts at Remy Martin’s U.S. importing arm. Mr. Izatt says the original Macallan’s strong and peaty flavor is a barrier to younger drinkers.

Ice, Ice, Baby

Posted in Uncategorized on November 24th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

One for the Sainted Wife and her sister, Aspiring Actress, both of whom regularly lurk but never comment: Film Threat’s Frigid 50: The Coldest People In Hollywood (lvrs)

For the rest of you, those who might put off visiting the story above due to the mistaken impression that it’s a chicklink, a quote;

There was a time when a Ben Stiller flick meant plenty of belly laughs. Today, a new Ben Stiller movie is as funny as a thick, wet and chunk-filled fart.

From His Blue Final Period, I Would Guess

Posted in Uncategorized on November 24th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

The best representation yet of the Pacers/Pistons riot. (lva)