Archive for June, 2004

Andale! Andale!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

Ngnat and Scotty took extra-long naps today, so off to the mall we went after dinner, in the hopes that they would run themselves to exhaustion playing in the food court children’s area.

No sooner did we get there than Ngnat made a friend–a five or six year old black girl in the company of an athletic-looking lady with a boy about Scotty’s age. Ngnat inserted herself into the game they were playing almost immediately–running around the padded, oversize baseball bases, coming to an abrupt stop on second, then running on.

“I’m Taylor,” Ngnat told the lady, during a break in the game.

“Hi Taylor,” the lady said. “I’m Marion.”

Ngnat chased Marion’s niece around for the next hour or so. Not once did she catch her.

Ngnat eventually wound down, collapsing into Scotty’s stroller and complaining of thirst. We passed them on the way out.

“Good luck,” I told Marion. I didn’t specify for what. I figure she was probably in need of some generalized serendipity.

“Thank you,” she said.

Accountability for the Candidates?

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Just ran across this site from the Annenberg Public Policy Center at the University of Pennsylvania.

“The articles and feature stories pick apart speeches, press releases, TV ads and other public statements by politicians of all stripes ? these days, mainly Bush and Kerry ? to set the record straight.”

News Trivia

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Try this trivia quiz from the interactive museum of news. There are three levels: intern, reporter and editor.

Ocracoke Bound

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Going to Ocracoke next week to wet a hook. Hope to catch something, but I bet I won’t catch quite the number of buzzes I caught last October on the annual trip. Anyone going to be in the area next week?

93

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

The 92nd edition of the Carnival of the Vanities is hosted by quasi in rem this week.

Ah, life on the Hill. It’s a chore really. Surrounded by the vulgarities of the political process splayed out plainly to see like an intern’s half digested dinner laid out on the sidewalk after one too many Happy Hour Pitchers at Red River Grill. But I survive. Mostly by attending tax payer funded parties, parades and celebrations and generally sucking at the Congressional teat. It’s nice in a way. Not a particularly proud way to exist, mind you. But nice.

If you’d like to host the Carnival, drop us a line. Information on how to join the Carnival can be found here. If you would like to be added to the Carnival announcement list, send an email to cotvanities-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

Upcoming Carnival stops include

July 7th democrats give conservatives indigestion
July 14th d-42.com
July 21st Soundfury
July 28th – Jeff Doolittle
August 4th – Seldom Sober
August 11th – The Smallest Minority
August 18th – Fringe
August 25th – Ego
September 1st – Blogo Slovo
September 8th – Food Basics
September 15th Silflay Hraka – The Two Year Anniversary
September 22nd – The Eleven Day Empire
September 29th – Last One Speaks

Be sure to check out the Carnival’s offspring:

The Bharteeya Blog Mela
Bonfire of the Vanities
Carnival of the Capitalists
The Kissing Booth
Carnival of the Canucks
The BestOfMe Symphony
The Carnival of the Cats
Carnival of The Consumers
The Tangled Bank
The Carnival of The Liberated
The Christian Carnival

Follow Up

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Bigwig – Comments Off

I am posting a personal email from the same person who wrote the editorial listed in the post just below this one. It is his belief that the early handover of sovereignty in Iraq was a good thing.

A Part of History

Hi gang, just a quick update to share a little personal insight into this week?s turn of events here in Iraq. It has surely been a historic week and we are all celebrating the independence of Iraq. We were all pleasantly surprised by the early turn-over of sovereignty, but agree that it was truly a brilliant move. The early transfer reinforced our commitment to the new Iraq leaders and also surely pre-empted any activity planned by the insurgents. The feel here is all good. The locals that work on base are all smiling with pride and seem to have very positive outlooks for the future.

We had a wonderful opportunity last Saturday night to host the new Governor of Dhi Qar province and the Regional Council members. There was a delegation of about 30 folks that came to the base for a reception along with the local leaders of the now disbanded CPA (Coalition Provisional Authority). All of these folks were extremely pleasant and gracious. We had the opportunity to hear the Governor speak (through an interpreter) as well as the outgoing CPA folks. After the formal part of the program, we had the chance to mingle with the Governor and council members. It was a wonderful experience and truly inspiring. I?ve never had such a strong feeling of being a part of history.

I had the chance to personally speak with Governor for a few minutes. I told him it was an honor to meet him and that I was very proud to be able to do my small part to help the future of this province. He was extremely gracious in making his feelings known that he felt that no one ha d a ?small part.? He personally thanked each of us as he shook our hands. He thanked us for being away from our families and sacrificing our personal lives to help the people that he represented. An extremely humbling experience and one I will never forget.

I?m not sure what you all are hearing in the news. But I want to assure you as one who is here, the transfer of authority is a great thing, the Iraqi are very proud and extremely grateful to us for the role we have played in making this possible.

Take care,

Love,
Mike

Letters from Iraq

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Bigwig – Comments Off

I have a friend who has a friend (sounds sketchy, doesn’t it) who is currently serving in the military in Iraq. He is aware of the media’s portrayal of the situation over there and has written a letter to the editor of the Norfolk Daily News regarding that situation. Thought I would post it for your perusal.

A Different Perspective

I am writing to provide a different perspective of the current situation in Iraq. I have been in Baghdad since March 3rd of this year and am assigned to the 1st Cavalry Division as the division plans officer. This division arrived in April and replaced the 1st Armored Division.

Despite being continually reminded of the “deteriorating situation in Iraq” by many media sources, there are many signs of improvement in Baghdad ? just since I have been here. Close to one third of a recent graduating class from the Baghdad Police Academy was comprised of females. Civil flights take off and depart at all hours from both tarmacs of the Baghdad International Airport. Commerce is returning to Baghdad – as evidenced by the increasing traffic problems within the city – showing that people are getting out to conduct normal day-to-day activities once again. The Interim Iraqi Government has been established and an independent Iraqi Electoral Commission has been selected to oversee planned elections – all signs of positive steps toward self-governance. There are many projects that have been completed, or are nearing completion, that will greatly improve the lives of the local Iraqis. Although progress is not as fast as the Iraqis, or anyone, would like it to be, positive steps are being made to overcome 35 years of Saddam’s investment in opulent palaces. Power production exceeds pre-war levels – and distribution is more equitable than ever before, with the pre-war “haves” and “have-nots” receiving similar amounts of electricity instead of the all vs. nothing method of distribution practiced prior to war.

Our efforts throughout much of the city have transitioned to improving the essential services and basic infrastructure with the focus being on reducing the number and percentage of the population that is unemployed. This is being done through manpower intensive projects that improve the infrastructure, and through the restoration of key industries within the city that will provide long term, sustainable, employment for large numbers of citizens. Projects large and small, are being implemented to improve the sewer system and improve the quality and distribution of potable water to all residents of Baghdad and the surrounding area. A city-wide sanitation system is being emplaced to effectively deal with the recurrent and widespread trash problems throughout the city. Major industries in Baghdad are progressively being restored – including things such as asphalt plants, meat packing plants, milk factories, furniture factories, and agricultural improvements outside the city. The land around Baghdad is fertile and an irrigation system of canals exists, but it is in disrepair and simple civic projects such as the massive employment of ditch diggers has provided immediate jobs for many local citizens – and will have a long term positive impact on the future of farming outside of the city.

Despite the emphasis on civil-military operations, the 1st Cavalry Division continues to conduct combat operations in Baghdad against forces that include former members of Saddam’s regime, terrorists, and religious extremists. In conducting these combat operations, the professionalism, agility, and can-do attitude of today’s young Troopers is truly awe inspiring. Tankers trained to conduct maneuver warfare regularly conduct dismounted foot patrols in heavily populated, and densely compacted urban areas. Mechanized infantry battalions exhibit the same versatility – conducting operations mounted in Bradley Fighting Vehicles, HMMWVs, or dismounted in terrain as varied as heavily urbanized terrain in the interior of Baghdad, in desert or open farmland immediately outside of Baghdad, and even in triple-canopy jungle near the Tigris River. Units transition from supporting a civic project to conducting a combat patrol, and change from mounted to dismounted operations in the same day or same hour.

In addition to coalition countries, patriotic Iraqis are contributing to a better future for their country in a variety of ways. 1st Cavalry Division Troopers are assisting in training the Iraqi security forces – so that they can eventually take over all of the security responsibilities. These forces include the new Iraqi Army, the Police, the Iraqi Civil Defense Corps (ICDC), and the Facilities Protection Service.

These and many other good Iraqis are striving to build a better country and a form of government that is democratic in nature and respects the individual rights of the people over which it governs. This is no small task, and the insurgents, extremists, and terrorists want to prevent its realization. It is important to note, that the anti-Iraqi forces are in the minority of the populace – and the various insurgencies are not popular. They provide no vision for a better future for all Iraqis ? their purpose is only to return to a totalitarian form of government – Baathist or Islamic Extremists – that would only support the rights of a few and would oppress other segments of the populace.

Because the insurgents remain in the minority and conditions for many Iraqis continue to improve, the situation in Iraq is promising. It is not peaceful and tranquil yet, but words often used to describe it – like chaotic, deteriorating, and nightmarish – are words used by people who are not here or who have seldom, if ever, traveled outside of their downtown Baghdad hotel room. There are many obstacles that need to be overcome and there will undoubtedly be more difficult times ahead, with no guarantees of eventual success. However, right now, and in the immediate future, Iraqis need our help to realize a better and brighter future for their country. When sovereignty is turned over to the Interim Iraqi Government at the end of the month, we will be guests in this country and partners in establishing a peaceful and prosperous country. If we are unsuccessful in this historic and worthwhile endeavor, the true losers will not be the U.S. – it will be the Iraqi people.

Lyrical Debate

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Woundwort – Comments Off

So my brother and I are having a disagreement over the lyrics to Parthenon Huxley’s “Buddha Buddha“. I claim he has some of the lyrics down incorrectly. He says that he doesn’t, but can’t prove it unless PH his own self steps in to solve the mystery.

Okay.

I’ll email PH.

So I do.

Hiya. My brother and I are fans from way back and we?re having a discussion about the lyrics to ?Buddha Buddha?. He swears the lyrics are:

Buddha Buddha.
Fishing boats in the great blue sea go…
Buddha Buddha.
Animated planes in the comic books go…

I always thought the lyrics were:

Buddha Buddha.
Fishing boats in the Greek blue sea go…
Buddha Buddha.
Enemy planes in the comic books go…

And then there?s the bit that he claims goes:

Our worlds are the same–
hot dogs and jet black aims

I?ve never been too clear on that last part. What are jet black aims?

If you can clear any of this up, we?d be most appreciative. Glad to know you?re still out there.

Thanks again.

I’ll let you guys know if I hear back from the band. In the meantime, what do you guys think? Give it a listen in RealPlayer or MP3 and let us know what you think the lyrics are. It’ll be fun. I swear.

Update:
Got an email back from “P. Hux” as he refers to himself. Drum roll, please.

PH: You are correct, sir. “Greek blue sea” and “Enemy planes.”

And then there’s the bit that he claims goes:

Our worlds are the same–
hot dogs and jet black aims

I’ve never been too clear on that last part. What are jet black aims?

PH: I’m not clear on “jet black aims” either, but it’s an interesting trio
of words.
The lyric is “Hot dogs and jet pla-anes”.
Of course, nowadays when we perform “Buddha” I sing “Soy dogs and jet
pla-anes.”

If you can clear any of this up, we’d be most appreciative. Glad to know you’re still out there.

PH: Good to know you guys are out there, too! Glad I could help with the
“controversy!”

I assume you found this address on my site–if so, please check out some of
the music I’ve made since Buddha Buddha. I stand behind all my cds.

Also, I’ll probably be appearing at Sparklefest in Raleigh in October…

Take care,

P. Hux

Stinking…??

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Icehole – Comments Off

Felt like this would be interesting topic. We have plenty on fishing & drinkink but no stinking. This completes things I guess. Somehow, last night’s supper discussion turned to taking baths/showers -vs- swimming. My position was swimming was pretty much good enough, especially in the camp setting. This led to longest period without actual showers. My personal best is 7 straight days w/only ocean and river swimming via a Mariner trip to Portsmouth/Ocracoke. I know Dawg had some serious bunker balls on our striper trip but extreme cold lessened the olfactory offenses. Who’s got the best story out there for longest time between showers?

The best ways to break

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30th, 2004 by Kehaar – Comments Off

The best ways to break your rod.