Wife Silencer

Tired of hearing your wife complain about your fishing trips with the boys, or your lack of motivation to complete household chores? Now you can take care of that problem with the Wife Silencer from Ronco. Get yours for just 3 easy installments of $19.95. Act now and we will throw in one of our Attention Getters for free. Call now before supplies run out, and before my wife sees this post and forces me to remove it.

  1. sisu says:

    Silence was never so golden

    A model presents an intricate silver mask during a catwalk show in Beirut. (REUTERS/str) “Tired of hearing your wife complain about your fishing trips with the boys, or your lack of motivation to complete household chores?” asks Silflay Hraka:

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