Archive for March, 2004

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel!

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Hop addicts are like heroin addicts. They keep coming up with new ways of delivering the drug.

The Organoleptic Hops Transducer, as its inventor, Sam Calagione, calls it, is an industrial-grade water filter, three feet long, that can be packed with a pound of fresh hops and attached to a draft beer line between the keg and the tap.

When the bartender pulls the tap, beer is forced through the hops, dissolving some of the aromatic resins from the flowers before the beer enters the glass. The result is a beer with a refreshingly herbaceous flavor, with notes of oregano and pine, as well as a slightly funky, swampy nose (the hop vine is in the Cannabaceae family, which includes hemp and marijuana).

This Is What Happens When You Buy Rulers From The Low Bidder

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A picture of the official National Park Service 150-feet-from-the-high-tide-line measurement.

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Everything New Is Old Again

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The people who invented the circle hook, 3000 years ago.

Brothers in Arms

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The special appeal of beer.

Mothers will generally not wish to discuss the merits of beer. Fathers on the other hand, prone to consuming some pretty foul adjunct-laced suds, are all too happy to discuss the value of a 30 pack.

Why, The Pelicans Were Dropping Trout From The Sky There Was So Many Of Them

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You should have been here last week.

I can’t count how many times I’ve heard that–most recently at Hatteras.

George Jetson Meets Fred Flintstone

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High tech

He follows a path to a mid-lake brush pile with the help of a Global Positioning System (GPS) unit that pinpoints bearings from satellite signals.

A liquid-crystal fish-finder etches a vivid picture of what lies below, using sonar to show everything from brush to schools of fish.

A flasher unit, also relying on sonar signals, lights up like a pinball machine, with orange bands showing activity at various depths.

And other probes and gauges indicate everything from water temperature to barometric pressure.

Low tech

When he goes fishing, he putts to his favorite spots in a 16-foot aluminum boat equipped with a 15-horsepower motor instead of the shiny fiberglass bass boat with a 200-horse motor that many use today.

Platt uses almost exclusively vintage tackle – some of the antiques he collects. His rods are made of tubular steel, not the graphite that is so popular today. And the reels he uses have no drag. His thumb acts as the brake.

About the only modern convenience he uses is a trolling motor – and he half apologizes for that.

The fish don’t seem to care.

Ebloa Strike Fade Right On Two. Ready…Break!

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In order to play biodefense, we’re going to have to know how to play biooffense, and at the very least we shouldn’t surrender the field to the other team in the hope it will placate them.

Porgy, NO Bess

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A short list of the recreational gamefish available around Long Island’s North Fork.

Thy Rod and Thy Reel, Thee Comfort Them

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Basic rod and reel maintenance in preparation for the coming season.

Saltwater reels need a little more tender loving care, said Ken Chaumont of Stanley Jigs. Chaumont, who is also a consultant for Rat-L-Trap, is a diehard saltwater angler and advises anglers to clean their reels after each trip.

“You don?t want to take out a garden hose and spray it directly into the reel,” he said. “That often forces the saltwater deeper into the gears and other internal parts.”

Instead, Chaumont uses a mixture of Dawn dish soap and water and puts it into a common garden sprayer. He then applies the mixture to the outside of the reel, which, he says, rids it of saltwater residue. “Once you apply the soap, just give it a very light rinse with fresh water,” he said.

Oh, The Farmer And The Cowman Should Be Friends

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Ain’t no fences on the water–something it seems Texas fishing guides have to re-learn every few years.