Archive for March, 2003

Short Takes Bring Out Your

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Short Takes

Bring Out Your Dead!

Bill Quick extends his linguistic influence: La blogsfera

Why the Palestinians consider the Iraqis brothers.

Say we’re killing Iraqi civilians at the rate of 14 a day. Overall, it’s a reduction in the civilian death rate.

Explaining Zyklon-B to your 8 year old daughter.

This is disturbing on so many levels
(Link via Tom Tomorrow)

Do the protestors support the troops? Not according to the troops.

“Wish You Were Here” For all the free people that still protest.
You’re welcome. We protect you and you are protected by the best.
Your voice is strong and loud,
but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd.
We are your fathers, brothers, and sons,
wearing the boots and carrying guns.
We are the ones that leave all we own,
to make sure your future is carved in stone.
We are the ones who fight and die,
We might not be able to save the world, Well, at least we try.
We walked the paths to where we are at
and we want no choice other than that.
so when you rally your group to complain,
take a look in the back of your brain.
In order for that flag you love to fly
wars must be fought and young men must die.
We came here to fight for the ones we hold dear.
If that’s not respected, we would rather stay here.
So please stop yelling, put down your signs,
and pray for those behind enemy lines.
When the conflict is over and all is well,
be thankful that we chose to go through hell.

Corporal Joshua Miles and all the boys from 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines,
Kuwait”

Animeniac

Posted in Gallery on March 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Animeniac

Ngnat drew her first recognizable picture last week.



Totoro
Black Sharpie on Post-It Note pad backing.

He seems……pensive to me.

And yes, the Internet is my refrigerator. Thanks for asking.

What Are We, Chopped Liver?

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

What Are We, Chopped Liver?

Congrats to Friend of Hraka Stefan Sharkansky for attracting the ire of the Guardian with his demartyrization of Rachel Corrie.

Link via the Daily Pundit

The End of History, Redux

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

The End of History, Redux

Once Iraq is finally liberated, the Iraqi people may get a reputation for being even more secular than they were before, as the mullahs tie themselves ever closer to the Iraqi regime.

“Allah guard Iraq? Allah guard the Mujahideen? Allah sow fear in the hearts of our enemies? Allah send [against] them soldiers they can not see? Allah bring victory to Islam and the Muslims? Allah guard our army, our youth, and our women from the evil of these villains? Allah guard the believing leader of Iraq, the symbol of belief and Jihad, the leader Saddam Hussein.”

Once the war is over, I wouldn’t be surprised if large numbers of Iraqis publicly reject an Islam that sided with their oppressor, just as they have in Iran. I wouldn’t be surprised, if ten years from now or so, someone describes the period since 9/11 as the one in which the decline in the appeal of messianic Islam not only became obvious, but started to quicken.

Enjoy the warmth while you can, Wahabists. Your sun is setting.

Well, It’s About Time Look

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Well, It’s About Time

Look what happens when Iraqis apparently free from the Fedayeen threat encounter U.S. troops.

Hundreds of Iraqis shouting “Welcome to Iraq” greeted U.S. Marines who entered the town of Shatra on Monday after storming it with planes, tanks and helicopter gunships.

This ought to be a simple enough formulation to figure out.

If no Fedayeen presence in a town equals hundreds of Iraqis enthusiastically cheering, then in all likelihood the lack of such a reception indicates an enemy force that needs to be detected and rooted out. It certainly explains the initially sparse crowds that greeted coalition forces in Umm Qasr.

Update: Looks like today has been declared Good News Day, or at least Some Good News Day, by the Gods of Media. As the Beatles might say It’s getting better all the time.

Linkage: Andy of the World Wide Rant talked about Baathist intimindation of the population yesterday.

The New Weapon

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Started reading Judith Miller’s Germs over the weekend, in between rainstorms and beer. Actually did a little fishing too, if you call casting out the same pieces of untouched mullet and shrimp out time and again fishing. It was really too early in the season, as the dozens of equally unlucky anglers at the pier just up the beach testified.

“Nobody up here caught nothing but some mullet and one o’ them puffer toads,” one particularly red gentleman informed me.

We suspected that we had come to the beach before the fish did, but thought to try our luck anyway, and did manage to be out for the half of Saturday that was 76 degrees and sunny. On the way to Atlantic beach from Woundwort’s river house, it was cloudy and spittin’. On the way back it was cloudy and promised spittin’ later on. While we were actually on the beach it was May, with an February ocean that had seemingly missed its plane. Very cold on the toes, and I could only stare in disbelief at the tweens frolicking in the surf down the beach, who ran into the waves and shrieked like the souls of the damned with every cold slap.

Also watched the kite boarders, when we weren’t passing the minutes doing the busy work of fishermen with no fish, and no promise of fish to come. Check a line, cut some bait, reel in the line, replace the bait, move the rod holder up or down the beach based on the tide, cast and repeat with other rod.

Jawbreaker could do this for many hours, and did. Woundwort and I gave up after only a couple of them, then sat in our fold-up chairs watching the gentle back and forth of the rod tips as wave action pulled the lines up and down. Only occasionally did we remove a waterlogged piece of mullet from the hook, re-bait, and cast back out. Eventually Jawbreaker took over our rods just to have something to do, and we watched him work all six lines. He performed the rituals of the Fish Gods as best he understood them for the next hour, while Woundwort and I sat like reptiles recently emerged from hibernation in the March sun. But the Pisican deities saw him not, and we returned with nothing other than sunburns for he and Woundwort. I was not burned, which I attributed to the Indian blood rumored to flow in my family. (Choctaw or Creek or Blackfoot, I can never remember) Also to the long sleeved golf coverup I put on when the temperature dropped down to a chilly 71.

So there I was on the beach, bundled up against the unseasonable cold, when I came across this passage, rather early on:

One insight drawn from the preliminary tests and analysis was surprising and counterintuitive. Early on, the military concluded that killing enemy soldiers was unnecessary. In fact, viral crippling came to be seen as preferable to death, since an ailing soldier tied up more enemy transports, doctors, nurses, hospitals drugs and bureaucrats.

Of course, some soldiers and civilians would die in a biological attack. There’s no such thing as a virus that can make everybody very sick, but not kill anyone. The very young and the very old are especially vulnerable, just as with any normal disease. That was considered acceptable by American researchers for biological warfare in the late fifties and early sixties, especially as the number of such deaths would be far below the number killed by a more conventional attack. What we considered an ideal biological weapon was one that killed very few, yet caused long-term debilitation.

Mixtures of multiple germs and toxins were tested in order to reach this goal. One of the most successful was a blend consisting of the viruses that cause Q fever and Venezuelan equine encephalitis, and a toxin produced by a Staphylococcus bacterium. The toxin could put a soldier out of commission in as little as three hours, and the viruses could keep him there for up to a month. Germs were manufactured to be small and light, to be able to travel through the airs for distances of up to fifty miles. Microbes were also field tested, with army personnel releasing them in American cities in order to study how they spread:

The scientists sprayed mild germs on San Francisco and shattered lightbulbs filled with bacteria in the New York City subway, all to assess the ability of pathogens to spread through urban centers. The germs were meant to be harmless. But years later critics charged that some had produced hidden epidemics, especially among the old and infirm. After the army sprayed the San Francisco area with Serratia marcescens, eleven patients at the Stanford University hospital came down with that type of infection. One patient died there. The doctors were so mystified by the outbreak that they wrote it up in a medical journal. The government later denied any responsibility for the death or the other infections, producing evidence in court that its germs were not to blame. The scientific dispute was never resolved.

Now assuming that outbreak was indeed due to the governmental microbe release, an epidemiologist attempting to backtrack the path the disease took would soon find that it was an exercise in futility. At best he or she might be able to pinpoint a general area that the initial cases occurred in. A specific, pinpointed origin of the disease would never be found. This happens occasionally in natural outbreaks of disease, but often something like an Ebola outbreak can often be traced back to one person (patient zero) and the monkey he ate. Unnatural outbreaks of disease, i.e. biological attacks, are not going to leave that type of evidence, as presumably the originator of the disease is not going to stand around in one place for days or weeks waiting to say. “Ok, you got me.” when the public health officials finally show up.

So, had America attacked Cuba with a biological weapon during the Cuban Missile Crisis, something which was discussed, the outbreak might have had some of these qualities.

1.) Long lasting and debilitating, with a low fatality rate.
2.) Epidemiologically complex, with multiple patient zeros rather than one, all with very little in common other than perhaps a general location.
3.) One or more viruses involved, perhaps with a toxin added to the initial slurry. With a mixture like this the initial cases would be seen as more severe than subsequent ones, as a toxin would presumably dissipate over time, while viruses could persist in a spore-like fashion. Toxins, again unlike viruses, cannot be passed along from from person to person.
4.) An airborne transmission route, among others.

Had the disease been an accident, or a test release gone awry one might add governmental secrecy and denials to the mix, as with the Sverdlosk anthrax release in the Soviet Union, or as in the San Francisco case above.

When asked about the possibility that the current SARS outbreak was due to a biological weapon, the best a CDC spokesman could come up with was that the possibility was “improbable”, adding “But we don’t see anything that looks like a terrorism attack right now.”

No, it doesn’t look like terrorism. I also don’t expect that the CDC would ever come out and attribute any disease outbreak to a biological attack. They’re not in the business of spreading panic.

But SARS does fulfill the qualifications above, especially when the reluctance of the Chinese government to release information about the initial outbreak in Guangdong province is taken into account. For instance, a patient zero is claimed to exist, but no one knows his name, nor has he been interviewed by a western public health official.

Odds are that the SARS outbreak is not due to a biological weapon release, either accidentally or on purpose. Despite what the scientist are saying, at this point it’s impossible to tell if SARS is solely caused by a paramyxirvirus, a coronavirus, or a mixture of the two. It’s still a very mysterious illness, with information in some of the links above undermining or contradicting data found in others. There is also still some confusion of who exactly are the index cases, apparently.

Sadly, that doesn’t matter anymore. Even if the SARS outbreak is eventually found to have been a completely natural case of species jumping, SARS is going to be investigated for its potential as a weapon. Its combination of the ability to travel via multiple transmission routes, low fatality rate and lengthy infection period guarantee that. Frankly, every new disease is going to be looked at by someone with an eye out for its potential as a weapon. That’s just the world we live in now.

What is not guaranteed is that there will ever be a vaccine for SARS. If the infection dies out soon, then the media will turn its attention elsewhere and the pressure to produce a vaccine will fade. Drug companies prefer not to produce vaccines anyway. They’re expensive to produce, as well as being lawsuit magnets due to side effects that are often not uncovered until large number of people are vaccinated. An early vaccine would also reduce the value of SARS as a weapon, since it could likely be adapted at a later date for any SARS mutations built in to the microbe(s) by a weaponization process.

In any case, SARS should illustrate the necessity for at least one international public health organization, or very close cooperation between national public health organizations. As SARS shows, germs can cross borders all too easily. The problem then becomes a matter of trust, and it’s still a large one. After all, wow many of you are willing to put your trust in the national Chinese public health system?

A Warmonger Explains War To

Posted in Uncategorized on March 29th, 2003 by Kehaar – Comments Off

A Warmonger Explains War To a Peacenik

I saw this on Daypop and debated about posting it here, as I knew it would piss off any number of people. But it made me giggle. And I kinda’ enjoy pissing people off. Actually, what I enjoy more is pushing people’s comfort level.

Smarter Smart Bombs Iraq is

Posted in Uncategorized on March 28th, 2003 by Kehaar – Comments Off

Smarter Smart Bombs

Iraq is claiming that the U.S. has targeted civilians in Baghdad. While I find the suggestion that the U.S. is deliberately targeting civilians to be ludicrous, I don’t find it beyond belief that some U.S. munition strayed off course and exploded in an area populated by civilians. The JDAM, for example, is designed to fall within 43 feet of its target only 50 % of the time, though actual performance may be better. The GPS these weapons use to guide them to their targets can be jammed, causing them to fall in unintended areas, coordinates can be entered wrongly, and I’m assuming that there may be other issues that cause them to go astray, such as stuck fins or something equally mundane.

Anyway, the whole debate about who blew up the market in Baghdad got me thinking. Shouldn’t there be a way to set up some kind of logic test for these bombs that determines whether they detonate or not? That way, even if they were off target, no harm done. For a JDAM, you could set up a test something like this:

Let radius = 21.5 feet
Let x coordinate = target latitude
Let y coordinate = target longitude
/*position representing lat and long (determined by GPS readings if available) of ordinance upon impact

If GPS readings not jammed
If position <= x coordinate + radius and position>= x coordinate – radius
And
If position <= y coordinate + radius and postion>= y coordinate – radius
Then
KABLOOEY
Else
DUD
End If
Else
DUD
End If

Anyway, if it were possible to use a test like this, we wouldn’t have to worry so much about who is to blame for civilian deaths. I am sure there are flaws in the logic. For one, if you enter in the wrong coordinates, there isn’t much you can do. It’ll detonate anyway, because it’ll think it’s on target. But, if GPS is being jammed, it won’t detonate, and if the true GPS readings of the ordinance’s position don’t closely match the target coordinates, it won’t detonate. It’s not perfect, but it seems like it should be possible. Raytheon, you guys think you can do something with this?

Gone Fishin’ Woundwort, Jawbreaker and

Posted in Uncategorized on March 28th, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Gone Fishin’

Woundwort, Jawbreaker and I are down to the coast this weekend for a spot of testosterone. Will blog if we are inside and are sober enough to see the keys.

Call And Response

Posted in Uncategorized on March 28th, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

One of the most famous anti-war songs of all time,

No Man’s Land* – Eric Bogle

Well, how do you do, young Willie McBride,
Do you mind if I sit here dawn by your graveside,
And rest for a while heath the warm summer sun,
I’ve been worldng all day and I’m nearly done.
I see by your gravestone you were only nineteen,
When you joined the great fallen in nineteen sixteen,
I hope you died well and I hope you died clean,
Or young Willie McBride was it slow and obscene.

Chorus:
Did they beat the drum slowly, did they play the life lowly.
Did they sound the dead march as they lowered you down,
And did the band play the Last Post and chorus,
Did the pipes play the Flowers of the Forest?

And did you leave a wife or a sweetheart behind,
In some faithful heart is your memory enshrined?
Although you died back in nineteen sixteen,
In that faithful heart are you forever nineteen?
Or are you a stranger without even a name,
Enclosed and forever behind the glass pane,
In an old photograph, torn and battered and stained
And faded to yellow in a brown leather frame?

The sun now it shines on the green fields of France
There’s a warm summer breeze, it makes the red poppies dance.
And look how the sun shines from under the clouds
There’s no gas, no barbed wire, no guns firing now.
But here in this graveyard it’s still no-man’s-land.
The countless white crosses stand mute in the sand,
To man’s blind indifference to his fellow man,
To a whole generation that were butchered and damned.

Now young Willie McBride I can’t help but wonder why
Do all those who lie here know why they died?
And did they believe when they answered the cause
Did they really believe that this war would end wars?
Well the sorrows, the suffering, the glory, the pain
The killing and dying was all done in vain.
For young Willie McBride it all happened again,
And again, and again, and again, and again.

The Most Famous Response – Steve Suffet**

My dear friend Eric, this is Willie McBride,
Today I speak to you across the divide
Of years and of distance, of life and of death,
Please let me speak freely with my silent breath. You might think me crazy, you might think me daft,
I could have stayed back in Erin, where there wasn’t a draft,
But my parents they raised me to tell right from wrong,
So today I shall answer what you asked in your song.

Chorus:
Yes, they beat the drum slowly, they played the pipes lowly,
And the rifles fired o’er me as they lowered me down,
The band played “The Last Post” in chorus,
And the pipes played “The Flowers of the Forest.”

Ask the people of Belgium or Alsace-Lorraine,
If my life was wasted, if I died in vain.
I think they will tell you when all’s said and done,
They welcomed this boy with his tin hat and gun. And call it ironic that I was cut down,
While in Dublin my kinfolk were fighting the Crown.
But in Dublin or Flanders the cause was the same:
To resist the oppressor, whatever his name.

It wasn’t for King or for England I died,
It wasn’t for glory or the Empire’s pride.
The reason I went was both simple and clear:
To stand up for freedom did I volunteer. It’s easy for you to look back and sigh,
And pity the youth of those days long gone by,
For us who were there, we knew why we died,
And I’d do it again, says Willie McBride.

* That’s the Clancy Brothers singing, not Eric
** I cannot find an mp3 of the song at present. If I do I’ll update the post with it.

Update: Links to sound files are only temporary. If it’s gone, you were too late. :)