Archive for January, 2003

Carnies Built This Country, The

Posted in Carnival of The Vanities on January 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Carnies Built This Country, The Carnie Part Of It, Anyway. And Though They May Be Ratlike In Appearence, They Are Truly Kings Among Men.

Future Carnival host Dancing With Dogs has spread the meme, co-producing Bharatiya Blog Mela #1, a Carnival using posts from the Indian section of the blogosphere as its source.

In other Carnival news, because I know you’ve been dying for it, we’ve gotten hosts for March and most of April. Here’s the current list;

February 5th Plum Crazy. Send your posts in now, so Lesley doesn’t get buried come Tuesday.
February 12th Dissecting Leftism
February 19th The People’s Republic of Seabrook
February 26th Kesher Talk
March 5th Gut Rumbles
March 12th The Daily Rant
March 19th Wylie Blog
March 26th Dancing with Dogs
April 2nd Go Fish
April 9th Open, two offers out to potential hosts.
April 16th Billegible
April 23th The Kitchen Cabinet

If you’d like to host the Carnival, and Lord knows we need hosts, drop us a line. Information on how to join the Carnival can be found here.

Update: That better, Frank?

Fetish Girl Looking at this

Posted in Uncategorized on January 31st, 2003 by Woundwort – Comments Off

Fetish Girl

Looking at this picture again of the girl on “Joe Millionaire” who was in all of the fetish movies, I am surprised that she was in foot fetish films and movies where she was tied up and gagged. Doesn’t her other………assets seem much more like fetish material than her feet would?

Gun Control?? Think children shouldn’t

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Gun Control??

Think children shouldn’t use guns? Hell no, and this video will show you that responsible gun ownership makes all the difference, and gives new meaning to the term “gun control” (or lack thereof). No doubt shot on location somewhere in Mississippi or Alabama. If you listen closely I think you can just make out Charlton Heston’s voice in the background. Be patient, may take a minute to load.

Helps Prevents Diseases of The

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Helps Prevents Diseases of The Headholes

New, all natural sinus floss.

Do Your Wurst! Is that

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Do Your Wurst!
Is that a salami in your pocket, or are you just here to rob me?

Love the Referral Logs FranceIsOccupiedGermany.org

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Love the Referral Logs

FranceIsOccupiedGermany.org

Six Degrees: It appears that Guy is blogging from my in-law’s hometown of Rock Hill.

One Put to the Question

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One

Put to the Question

Did she come to her father with innocent joy,
running in with arms open wide?
Did she shriek out in terror upon seeing Da standing,
alone, with a sword in his hand?
Was she distracted, by caress or kind word,
And die trusting in a Father who loved?

Did her brothers come between her and her death,
standing themselves on the brink?
Did they stand and defend or pursue and declare,
revealing the place where she hid?
Did they run her to ground like foxes and hounds,
and start ripping as the Master approached?

Did he come to her angry, in the heat of his rage
Or later, after cold calculation?
Did he drink in sin to lessen his wits,
and the memory of what was to come;
coonvinced by his god of a blot on his honor
that only her blood could erase?

And the one who stood mute, who could, with a word
Have proven her status inviolate.
Does he think of her now, as he lies in the cell
waiting on his brother, her father, to free him?
Does he think of her body, cold and unmoving
or does his lust now turn to another?

Did her mother keep a lock of hair to caress
To weep on and smell, for remembrance?
Does she wail in the night, cursing her god,
damning him, for the fate of her daughter?
Does she tell the mirror that nothing was lost
?After all, she was only a girl?”

This is one I wrote previously, and it’s not about Iraq in particular, but it does describe why I think we should go to war with Islamic fascism.

Update: Two, from Friend of Hraka Meryl Yourish. Can you guess the tune?

Call Jihad

If Osama is your hero, call jihad
If your GDP’s near zero, call jihad
If your nation has no future and your wife won’t let you smooch her
If your women have no rights then call jihad
If your ruler’s not elected, call jihad
If your nukes are not perfected, call jihad
If your leader’s a dictator and the people’s hopes are faded
If your ruler is a Ba’ath, call jihad
If you sit on top of oil, call jihad
If your Wahabs are a-boil, call jihad
If your folks came from the sand dunes and their progeny are all loons
If your state religion’s Wahab, call jihad
If you want elections later, call jihad
If you’re really a jew-hater, call jihad
If your name is Abu Amar and your children are all bombers
If you want no Israel state, then call jihad.

Drum-Taps Poetry’s share of the

Posted in Uncategorized on January 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Drum-Taps

Poetry’s share of the literary market has been declining for years, to the point where most bookstores have only one or two shelves of poetry available for sale, and more than half that space is devoted to people who died years ago. There are various explanations why this might be, but the most cogent suggests the decline is because the prevalence of free verse. The general public no longer sees any value in poetry.

Many people dismiss modern poetry as they do modern art, as irregular rubbish.

Quick, name the most recent major poet you can think of. Unless you happen to a devotee of or participant in the remnant of the poetry “industry”, you probably just named a dead guy, or Maya Angelou. Some of you may have also named Will Warren, who during his all too short time in the blogosphere likely reached a larger slice of the general public of than any of the current major poets, despite being quite unknown to the poetry industry. As the majority of a major poet’s audience today is nothing but other poets, the appellation “major poet” has got to be one of the most misnomed of all misnomers.

So when editor of an anthology of 100 poems against the war says “I don’t want to give the impression that we’re just trolling for big names now, but there are a few very fine poems by well-known and lesser-known poets that will be added,” what he means is that not only did he get 100 poems from people that you have never heard of, but that most of those poems were from people he had never heard of. Here’s one from the anthology, by an actual published poet, Susan Gubernat.

Their men, our men, are pulverizing cities
into truckloads of human dust, bone splinters,
ash that floats back into red lungs.
And freeing them, for what? For laundry,
hiking up the burkah and venturing out,
the first time in years, to wade in a river,
to find, at the shallow end, their wavy
reflections in the mirroring waters.
One girl bunches up her skirt and stares
at her own pale legs extending down
into the riverbed into another, matching pair.
Her half-naked twin, attached at her soles,
looks up. They laugh, squeezing the invisible
muck between their toes. Her mother’s broad
ass is captured in the photograph on page one,
millions will see her now, bent over, scrubbing
in the old way, against a flat, wet rock. This
is how we invade without apology, this display ?
the backs of her calves, her loose underwear.
Our own homes are draped in flag cloth:
the windows and the doors some of us peer
out from now, furtively, in this other purdah.

I’m sure other poets consider Ms. Gubernat a fine poet, and this is a decent example of the current free verse rage, but the only difference between this and prose is that prose can’t get away with breaking quite as many of the rules of grammar. Another problem, aside from the poet’s conceit, is that poetry is meant to be read aloud, and not necessarily by the poet. That was one of the benefits of a rhyme scheme, in that once a person had read it through a time or two, a close facsimile of the original vision of the artist could be presented to an audience by anyone. A poet’s popularity was thus not limited to the number of people he saw in person. Free verse, though it can be as valid an art form as more structured verse, has to depend on internal rhyme or repetition to achieve the same thing. Some free verse poems depend entirely on a colloquial speech pattern that is totally invisible when it is printed, and most poets will not deign to include directions such as “Read the following as if you were Scotty on Star Trek.” In consequence, Free Verse sounds like shit when it’s read aloud by someone other than the original artist, and pretentious when it is.

But it’s easy to write in, so more and more people write in it, and consider themselves poets as a result. Not all free verse poets are inept or lazy, but as the anthology demonstrates, most are.

Shocking news, I know.

Another poetry trope is the idea that every word in poem is crucial to the whole, that without it the poem loses all meaning.

Poetry is craft when
You know that one word
Misplaced or unsubstituted
Or missing or spelt correctly
Can cause an entire poem
To eat itself, collapse.

That’s one reason why the recent anti-war poem by Harold Pinter was widely seen as so bad. Changing the words to his little screed doesn’t cause the poem to collapse, it just changes the meaning. (And produces a better poem, if I do say do myself.) One can replace words willy nilly when writing free verse, and it doesn’t do a thing to the poem as a whole. It’s like poking the Pillsbury dough boy.

As the poetry circle gets smaller, the easier it is for the self selected elite within the circle to define what poetry is, what is good poetry and who is an acceptable poet. It’s a virtual certainty that the writer of these words would be drummed out of the club immediately

Thunder on! stride on, Democracy! strike with vengeful stroke!
And do you rise higher than ever yet, O days, O cities!
Crash heavier, heavier yet, O storms! you have done me good;
My soul, prepared in the mountains, absorbs your immortal strong nutriment;
?Long had I walk?d my cities, my country roads, through farms, only half-satisfied;
One doubt, nauseous, undulating like a snake, crawl?d on the ground before me,
Continually preceding my steps, turning upon me oft, ironically hissing low;
?The cities I loved so well, I abandon?d and left?I sped to the certainties suitable to me;
Hungering, hungering, hungering, for primal energies, and Nature?s dauntlessness,
I refresh?d myself with it only, I could relish it only;
I waited the bursting forth of the pent fire?on the water and air I waited long;
?But now I no longer wait?I am fully satisfied?I am glutted;
I have witness?d the true lightning?I have witness?d my cities electric;
I have lived to behold man burst forth, and warlike America rise;
Hence I will seek no more the food of the northern solitary wilds,
No more on the mountains roam, or sail the stormy sea.

Poetry, American poetry, has been kidnapped by the shallow and ignorant, by vain intellectual poseurs who have lost the connection to the common man that made Whitman and Kipling and Sandburg and Ginsberg great. It’s as if the only movies produced had to first be approved by Alan Alda, Susan Sarandon and Barbra Streisand.

It’s time to take poetry back from its self appointed judges, and move it back to into the realm of the human.

Which brings us to this. I want you to write a pro-war poem, and I want you to send it to me. I want 101 of them, and I’ll post them as them come in. If you’re worried about the quality of your poem, don’t be. For the reasons I gave you above, they’ll be at least as good as the ones in the appeaser’s anthology.

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise North Korea

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Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

North Korea said they were going to make their nuclear facility operational once again. Then they withdrew Jan. 10 from a global anti-nuclear pact. So, the activity now being seen at the site cannot be too much of a surprise, can it? At least they are telling us what they are going to do and then doing it. The North Koreans are nothing if not honest.

So, who is more dangerous, North Korea or Iraq? Rumor has it that the United States is working behind the scenes to find a place for Saddam to go into exile. Could this be a possibility? I am doubtful. Based on the number of statues and pictures the man has displayed of himself, I think he is far too important (in his own mind) to ever give that up willingly. And what country would take him? North Korea? Saudi Arabia? France (why not, they are no help to us anyway)?

Do you still doubt that we are serious about attacking Iraq in the very near future? I have it from a good source (Prarie Dog), that a test which was supposed to be conducted on some British ships next month has been postponed. Can you think of any reason for this change in plans? I think a date has been set and hell will freeze before Georgie Boy changes his mind about going in. Do I think Iraq is a threat? Of course. Do I think that Saddam is willing and able to use weapons of mass destruction against us? Hell yes, he will use them against his own people. Can you imagine the joy he would get killing large numbers of Americans? Should we attack now? I am still undecided, and no, it doesn’t have anything to do with the collection of celebrities who are making commercials aimed at getting us all to hold hands and sing “Give Peace A Chance.” I would just like more support from other countries before taking on that responsibility. Sure, we could easily kick Saddam’s ass and turn that country into rubble, but doing so alone, or even with Britain (which is quickly getting the reputation of being our bitch) further enhances the impression that we are a bully, kicking sand in the face of others, even when the rest of the class doesn’t want us to.

Ok, This is the most

Posted in Uncategorized on January 31st, 2003 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Ok, This is the most depressing thing I’ve seen in quite a while. I’m going to go check on Ngnat and go to bed.

Link via PJCM