Archive for October 12th, 2002
The Banana Dolt Song
I just posted this in the comments section over at the Daily Pundit, but I thought I’d put it here for my posterity as well.
Slave-o, slave-ay-ay-vo
The lights are on but there’s nobody home.
Slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave-ay-ay-vo
His mouth opens up and it keeps running on.
Talk all the time, after too much rum!
Reporters they come when he bitch and moan.
Slander and curse till the morning come!
Reporters they come when he bitch and moan.
Please, Mr. Colin, send him to Havana!
Castro wants to have a sing-a-long.
Please, Mr. Colin, him and Arianna.
Castro wants to dress her in a thong.
He lift foot, turn foot, eat foot, LUNCH!
Reporters leave and he sad and all alone.
He lift foot, turn foot, eat foot, LUNCH!
Reporters leave and he sad and all alone.
slave-o, slave-ay-ay-vo
The lights are on but there’s nobody home.
Slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave-ay-ay-vo
The lights are on but there’s nobody home.
A beautiful voice, a vox humana!
Shoulda stuck to singing little songs.
You’ll regret it one day, perhaps manana!
Shoulda stuck to singing little songs.
He lift foot, turn foot, eat foot, LUNCH!
Reporters leave and he sad and all alone.
He lift foot, turn foot, eat foot, LUNCH!
Reporters leave and he sad and all alone.
slave-o, slave-ay-ay-vo.
The lights are on but there’s nobody home.
Slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave, he say slave-ay-ay-vo
The lights are on but there’s nobody home.
Some Fine Bitchery
You were a little girl in the 1970’s if…..
Notes:
#10. The sainted wife still has a Holly Hobbie comforter. We sleep under it and the nice decoy comforter every night. Ok, technically she sleeps under it. I toss all the blankets onto her and use the entire assemblage as a body pillow.
#12. I had a Simon
#26. My high school picked the unicorn as its mascot, which is the lamest mascot in the history of the planet.
#31. We still have our Shrinky Dinks. We hang them on the tree each Christmas
#34. Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret made me hot. But not as hot as Wifey did. I still like Beezus and Ramona best.
#39 Ngnat sat on her mother’s Sit-n-Spin at the grandparent’s house a while back. It was a very special episode of Blossom all round.
Update: Laurence also grew up in the Seventies. He has the scars to prove it.