Carnival of the Vanities, #2
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The only secret I know is quantity. Post something everyday, and someone will come to read it. Posting something twice a day is even better. Post as often as you can. Eventually, quality grows out of the sheer mass of quantity like roses from beds of manure. The collected correspondence of Mark Twain runs to nearly five thousand pages. Not all of it is going to be the literary equivalent of Huckleberry Finn. Out of those 5000 pages there are bound to be a few where Twain whines about the typewriter, or curses a few politicians, or talks about the cute thing his daughter did that day. I’ll bet you at some point he even complains about how small his readership is.
So post, and post often. It’s the only way to get to Carnegie Hall. No, you’re still not likely to be the next Mark Twain. But if you practice, you might be the next Bret Harte. Myself, I’m aiming for Booth Tarkington.
This Week’s Roses
Art
Ipse Dixit - It Should Be Shocking
Where Worlds Collide - Twelfth Night
Humor
Solonor’s Ink Well - The Art of Being Frugal
South Knox Bubba - I Made the Switch
Silflay Hraka - Birds of the Middle East
International
Glenn Frazier - Russia, Azerbaijan, Iran and the U.S.
Silent Running - Think of the Children
Life
Sour Mash With A Twist - Tomorrow will be an amazing day
Northwest Notes - Youth regained through Rollerblading
a small victory - she’s a pinball wizard Such a supple wrist!
Natural History
Fragments ~ from Floyd - Tiny Links in a Delicate Chain and Turtle Encounters of the Third Kind Looks like the Intimidator to me
Weck up to Thees - Scientific Progress Goes Boink
The Net
File 13’s Amish Tech Support - Amber Alerts
Parenting
Blogatelle - Spare The Lecture, Spoil The Child?
Politics
Heretical Ideas - Bulworth, Ralph Nader, and the DNC
Whigging Out - Long ago and Far away
skippy the bush kangaroo - let’s hope they never disappear skippy
Philosoblog - Your Degree in BS
Pop goes the Culture, ‘cuz the Culture goes Pop!
The Kitchen Cabinet - Superman
Ripping the Media a New One
Sine Qua Non Pundit - The Scourge of Richard Cohen, Vol. LV
The Road to Surfdom - PRESS ADMITS THEY are IDIOTS EASILY BLUFFED by the IDIOTS in the WHITE HOUSE.
Poet and Peasant - Nastygram to ABC
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