Sign of Armageddon
Dammit, we have to put an end to the insanity that is television programming. The idea of reality programming is no longer interesting and tv executives are spending way too much time sitting around thinking this stuff up. I realize that Survivor has been very successful, and I admit that I did watch the last 15 minutes of the first run through of the program (?not help you?..you suck?.evil bitch?.bitter I didn?t win?.blah, blah, blah), but who is still watching this crap which is causing everyone to continue generating these shows?
Survivor, Big Brother, The Osbournes and the Anna Nicole Smith Show (which basically is an advertisement for Twinkies) were enough, now we have crossed the line. Coming soon is The Surreal Life which is going to place a number of celebrities??..I?m sorry, ex-celebrities in a house to live together for two weeks. The amazing line of has-beens put together for this extravaganza includes ex-Motley Crue singer, Vince Neil, M.C. Hammer, and the little guy who played Webster (I know, I thought he was dead too).
We should have stopped with COPS, where at least someone might get shot. We will just wish we could shoot someone if we watch this crap. I am going to put a bumper sticker on my car which read ?Don?t Blame Me, I Only Watch Sports.? The thing that really frightens me is that I do not see an end to this madness. We will continue to put any number of people in a house together and watch them live with or kill each other. WB, for the love of God, please don?t do this. Let?s keep Webster on Nickelodeon, M.C. Hammer on the religious channel, and Vince Neil in rehab. This idea makes Mama?s Family look like sheer genious.
