Bob, of Sour Mash with a Twist, emailed me a link for next week’s Carnival of the Vanities. Thanks, Bob. While I was there, I ran across his Open Letter to Blogdom or, An Unqualified Jackass Shares an Opinion No One Asked For.
1. There are a limited number of people in the world who give a shit what kind of bubble bath you use. Maybe you could come up with something to say, rather than regurgitating an exhaustive laundry list of the inane crap you did today.
2. Congratulations! You’re the 1000th blogger to post that same goddamned Apple link. Corporate America? thanks you for doing its marketing for free.
3. Enough already with the animated icons. What are you fifteen frigging years old? You are? Um, sorry. You probably have enough problems. Pay no attention to the bitter old man.
4. A tiny 72 dpi picture of your cat looks exactly like a tiny 72 dpi picture of anybody else’s cat. Post a picture of an interesting dog or don’t bother.
It’s been Instapundited, so you may have seen it, but it made me laugh out loud, and not much does that. Rock on, Bob.
