Perfect Job (part I)
We spend so much of our lives working that it is important to find just the right occupation in order for us to be happy………….I think my search may be over. No, I am not going to say gynecologist or porn star, instead something that will allow me to work with people and get really, really hammered.
The official title of the position is called a “Leaner” and the instructions are simple. Let’s say a beer distributor, perhaps Natural Light, hires you as a leaner. It is your responsibility to go to bars or other hangouts where people are drinking, lean into a crowd and say something like, “Hey, isn’t Natural Light the greatest?,” to which someone may reply “I don’t drink it.” Your response would then be “Hey bartender, give me a round of Natural Lights for me and my new friends!”
Can you imagine? You get to drink and make friends by buying everyone drinks. The possibilities are endless and I swear I am not making this up. I’m sure I’m qualified. I like people (some of them) and I like beer. Lean on me!!!
