AIMless conversation

Woundwort: closing on the house is set for today, i pray it goes through.
Bigwig: sweet. same asshole?
Woundwort: yep, but only had to wait one day after agreeing on a contract so that was a surprise. nice not to have to wait.
Woundwort: i still won’t believe it until it is done, i will let you know.
Bigwig: yea. You get the email about the beer festival?
Woundwort: yeah, but i deleted it. sorry. when is it? i would like a beer right now.
Bigwig: let me go look again
Bigwig: the 21st
Woundwort: of sept.?
Bigwig: yes
Woundwort: okay, i’ll check. i would love to go with that, but we may be moving over the next few weekends. i will try to work it out. who is going?
Bigwig: dunno yet.
Bigwig: i am if somebody else does
Bigwig: and Kehaaar will probably go
Bigwig: Tommy usually does
Bigwig: and we can lean on Kevin
Woundwort: if you are going that is all that matters to me.
Bigwig: well, ok then
Woundwort: you complete me
Bigwig: you had me at “motherfucker”
Woundwort: i’m getting weepy, we really do have something special
Woundwort: dysfunctional, but special
Bigwig: We are the short yellow schoolbus of relationships