Not That Innocent
Britney Spears has opened her mouth and stupidity has come rushing forth. She made the following statement this week:
Who cares if I’ve had sex? It’s nobody’s business. Trust me, I’m not going to have a press conference to announce it.
Oh, really. Well then, why the hell did you have one to let us know that you were a virgin? Let me translate what she is really saying. The previous statement means:
I am really famous and hot, and realized that I could be having sex all the time so I am doing it. I’ve done the gay guy from N’Sync, some grip from my last horrific attempt at acting, and am currently doing whoever the hell I please.
I don’t care if she is doing it, and never really believed that she wasn’t. I simply resent the fact that she made such a big deal about being more saintly than everyone else, when apparently she is just as big a whore as the rest of us.
