Archive for August 26th, 2002

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

See this post and others like it at Blog Critics.

The 1632/1633 review was pretty well received over at Blogcritics, with most of the comments on the book running warm to hot in favor of it. Among the dissenters was James of Hell in a Handbasket, who had read the book but felt it failed the suspension of disbelief test in two areas;

The book showed great promise, started with an interesting situation, and then kind of fell flat. The “psychological attack” was one weak spot, another was when the local sheriff stops a calvary troop charging straight for him with his .40 handgun.

Gee, I wish MY handguns could do that.

James

The psychological attack he refers to is one similar to what the US Army did to Noriega in Panama, in that the translocated miners play 20th century music at soldiers in a castle under siege. While I’ll admit that the scene does feel like Flint created it after a 6-pack and too much CNN Panamanian war coverage, I think that James is underestimating the terrifying effect that “Positively Fourth Street” would have on 17th century foot soldiers.

His other criticism deals with this excerpt from 1632.

Dan hefted the pistol in his hand, watching the oncoming cavalrymen. For a moment, he was tempted to draw the weapon in his holster and shoot two-handed. The notion appealed to his sense of history. Sid Hatfield, by all accounts, had fought so at Matewan. A weapon in each hand, as he gunned down the company goons from the Baldwin-Felts detective agency.

Firmly, he suppressed the notion. True, family legend claimed that Sid Hatfield, the sheriff who led the coal miners in their shoot-out with the company goons at Matewan, had been a distant relative. But Dan was skeptical of the tale. Practically everyone he knew claimed to be related to the Hatfield clan, the West Virginia half of the famous Hatfield-McCoy feud.

Still, Dan was tempted. Whether or not Sid Hatfield was a blood relative, he was most certainly an ancestral spirit. Company goons or Croats, his town was under attack.

But that was in the old days, when police officers were not really professionals. So Dan resisted the amateurish whimsy, and brought up the .40-caliber automatic in a proper two-handed grip. The first line of horsemen was forty yards away.

The first wheel locks were discharged at him. Dan ignored the shots. As inaccurate as the weapons were, especially on a galloping horse, he would only be hit by blind chance.

As he started squeezing the trigger, Dan forced another thought out of his mind. That was a much more difficult struggle. Dan disapproved strongly of cruelty to animals, and he was especially fond of horses. Still?

Professional.

He emptied the twelve-round clip, methodically mowing down the horses in the front of the charge. Most of his shots struck the cavalry mounts in the chest or throat, killing several of them outright. Even those horses that were only wounded stumbled and fell, spilling themselves and their riders. Then other horses, uninjured by bullets, began stumbling over the corpses. Within half a minute, the charge had piled up like water hitting a dam.

Long before those thirty seconds expired, however, the street had become a charnel house. As soon as Dan’s first shot went off, the deputies and armed citizens in the upstairs windows began firing their weapons. The range was point-blank, and the street below was packed with horsemen. Due to their excitement and fear, many of the citizens?and not a few of the deputies?missed practically every shot they fired. It hardly mattered. It was almost impossible for a bullet not to hit something.

As I do not have the handgun horsekilling experience necessary to respond adequately to the argument, I turned to a man who might, the FusilierPundit. Fuze went to great pains to profess his love of all things equine before he proceeded with the discussion on how to kill them.

Jeff Cooper (PBUH) calls felling a horse a task for a rifle. Stopping a charging (toward-the-shooter) horse (full-size, what? 1 ton? armored?) with rider (armored?) within 40 yards requires shot placement to an internal organ that results in immediate stop. Heart or brain. Horse’s small brain is in sorta small thick head at end of long neck that moves the head around enough to rule that shot right out. The bullet would have to be FMJ to penetrate the tack (if any), muscles and lungs and reach heart. Any hits on heavy bone are wasted in this caliber. FMJ is an unlikely choice for someone carrying a .40 for non-military purposes, an expanding bullet is more likely, which opens up and penetrates to less depth.

(Not knowing horse anatomy) the frontal area presented by a horse looks very muscular, too much material to penetrate to the vitals with the .40. Your shooter would have to empty the magazine in two seconds, leaving the third and fourth seconds for the horse and rider to collapse in front of him, instead of upon him. More likely outcome, the horse slows down from hemothorax, pneumothorax, or pulmonary edema, and collapses of asphyxiation ~5 minutes after the dismounted shooter has been stomped into the turf.

If the .40 is all the shooter has, well, Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum . . . aim for the _rider_. Even if the rider is armored in steel,
even if the bullets are hollerpoints. A riderless horse is, well, riderless.

So it’s possible, maybe, but not likely. Fuze may have more thoughts after he reads the passage above. Flint does leave himself wiggle room by not specifying how many horses were in the front rank, and the sheriff is not a lone shooter, after all. I’ll have to agree with James that it is one of the weaker spots in the book. To give credit where credit is due, Flint does bring David Weber to co-write 1633. Weber is fairly well known for his knowledge of military history, which presumably would give similar scenes in 1632 a more realistic ring.

New Friend of Hraka - Philosoblog, who points out that when you really get down to it, Americans aren’t very deep.

There is no systematically recorded great American moral philosophy. There is no great American moral philosopher. England has Locke, Hume, even Butler and Smith. Germany has Kant. Ancient Greece had Aristotle. Ancient China had Mencius. America: The Founding Fathers? Rawls and Nozick? The latter pair are of passing interest: an unsound argument for left-liberalism, and a predictable statement of libertarianism. Even Butler will outlive them. The Founding Fathers are lacking not in truth or depth but in systematicity of philosophical justification. They produced works of profound political insight and a great political system, but they gave us little in the way of thorough and systematic treatment of crucial philosophical problems or rigorous philosophical justification. “We hold these truths to be self evident” is a phrase which makes my point. Strokes of genius follow it, but it announces that it will disappoint demands for justification or worries over conflicts between intuitions about what follows from the self-evident truths.

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Iraq Said to Plan Tangling the U.S. in Street Fighting

President Saddam Hussein of Iraq will try to compensate for his armed forces’ glaring weaknesses by raising the specter of urban warfare if the Bush administration moves to attack the Iraqi government, according to Pentagon officials and former United States government experts.

Shortly after this announcement, the Iraqi President called a rare press conference to discuss his defensive tactics. The Iraqi leader, wearing dark sunglasses and a blue jumpsuit trimmed in gold lame, had this to say.

“Thankaverramuch, ladies & gentlemen. Me and ma boys,” waving to a confused and fearful looking group of men carrying various instruments, “Have somethin’ to say to Shrub. I think you’ll like it.”

Street Fighting Man

Everywhere I hear the sound of marching feet, George
Cause autumn’s here and the time is right for dying in the streets, George
?Cause what else can I do
To disrupt the US plans?
In my dusty Baghdad town
Everyone will be a street fighting man!
Whoa!

Hey! Think the time is right for Iraqi revolution?
But where I live the game to play is Yankee persecution.
?Cause what else can I do
To disrupt the US plans?
In my dusty Baghdad town
Everyone will be a street fighting man!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!

Hey! Said my name is called disturbance
I’ll shout and scream, I’ll be the king, I’ll kill all of your soldiers
?Cause what else can I do
To disrupt the US plans?
In my dusty Baghdad town
Everyone will be a street fighting man!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!

The Iraqi leader left the stage immediately after the performance, pausing only to plant a long, soulful kiss on Helen Thomas, who had thrown at least three pairs of Depends undergarments onto the stage during the chorus, pulling off each one in time to the music, according to a newly blind Reuters correspondent.

“He’s so dreamy!” cooed Ms.Thomas, 412. “I’m so glad he’s not with that bitch Georgie Anne anymore.”

President Bush is said to be considering an official response, perhaps something to the tune of the Katrina and the Waves hit “Walking on Sunshine”, though he has been urged by advisor Richard Perle to at least look at Perle’s “Imagine There’s No Baghdad”, set to a John Lennon tune the President had never heard of.

Senate Majority Leader condemned both choices and urged the President to pick something from the Leslie Gore canon.

“How is Leslie?” asked Mr Bush, upon being informed of Senator Harkin’s remarks. “I don’t think I’ve seen him since Florida.”

If You Can’t Lick ‘Em

Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog sitting on the curb licking his balls.

One of the men turned to the other and said, “Boy, I sure wish I could do that.”

To which the second man replied, “Oooo, that dog would bite you.”

Finally, an invasion plan everyone can get behind.

True Lies vs. True Thighs

This has shown me how shallow I really am, and how much I appreciate movie special effects. God bless Industrial Light & Magic.

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Not only does crime not pay, it can hurt like hell.