Archive for August 23rd, 2002

1632, by Eric Flint and 1633, by Eric Flint and David Weber

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For a time back in the middle 90’s I was a bookstore clerk at Barnes & Noble. If they paid a wage you could raise a family on, I might still be a bookstore clerk. I was in a unique position, because I was the only one in the store that knew how to organize the Computer book section. Almost every bookstore employee you run into is a college grad with a liberal arts degree, and they are as a whole terrified of the computer book section. I took over the section with the understanding that I would be allowed a free hand in the science fiction/fantasy section, to stock it and organize it as I saw fit. It lasted a year, until I could no longer stand the pay. But in that year that store had a hell of a science fiction section. Every Nebula, Hugo and Campbell winner that was in print was on the shelves. Every book by every local sci-fi* author I could find (in practice, this was David Drake, John Kessel and Orson Scott Card) was autographed and available. Ben Bova and L.E.Modesitt had autograph sessions as well, so all their in-print books were available. If a new book in a continuing series came out, we stocked all the previous books in the series for sale. We had the highest science fiction sales in the region.

I went in the other day and picked up Eric Flint’s new book 1633. It’s the second in a series, the sequel to 1632, which was not on the shelves. The section was ragged, and someone had recently reshelved the genre section to give romance books more room. It was nauseating. There was a mother there, with a son about ten, or eleven, trying to find a book to do a report on. She looked around with increasing distress as he rejected title after title, but there was no succor to be found in the staff. I grabbed Ender’s Game off the shelf and handed it to him.

“It’s about a kid your age. He’s a military genius who gets picked on by bullies until he kills them.” You gotta know how to sell the book. His mother looked alarmed, so I gave her the mother translation.

“It’s not that bad. It’s an award-winning book about a boy genius who has to learn how to grow into his potential and to communicate emotionally with his peers. Think of it as Harry Potter in space.” Magic words, “Harry Potter in space.”

“He doesn’t like to read,” she said.

“If he doesn’t like this, he never will.” I felt safe saying that. I’d said it before, during my time as a B&N wage slave, and it had never come back to haunt me. Some mothers had come back, yes, but without fail it was to ask me what to get the little man next.

You can’t say that about most books. But a boy who reads it at the right age is not the same boy at the end of the book as he was at the beginning. It’s a rare book that can affect a person that strongly. There are other books that I think have a similar effect, books that I will attempt to force onto anyone who expresses the slightest interest in reading. The Lord of the Rings is one, as is Pride and Prejudice, Master and Commander, Glen Cook’s The Black Company, The Watchmen, Good Omens, and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

If you have a similar canon, read 1632 and 1633. There’s no way to describe the premise (Alien artwork smacks a West Virginia town into medieval Germany) without sounding like a nutjob, but Eric Flint gets you through the suspension of disbelief phase quickly and with a minimum of fuss. 1632 is the faster paced of the two, and serves as an excellent introduction to an alternative history that has spawned an internet fandom comparable to Spider Robinson’s. 1633, which Flint wrote with Honor Harrington author David Weber, is a denser, more sprawling book, with characters from the first book spread out across Europe. Flint says in his afterword that

You want a co-author who is going to add something–and whose weaknesses (and all authors have them) can be cancelled out by your own strengths. And vice-versa, of course.

The collaboration succeeds admirably in 1633, without veering too far from the themes that made 1632 so memorable.

1632 and 1633 also flow well as alternative history. I tend to judge alternative history and historical fiction on whether or not I check out a library book on the period they are set in after I read them. Patrick O’Brien’s Aubrey/Maturin series succeeded in this, and did George MacDonald’s Flashman. Two days after finishing 1633, I checked out my first book on the Thirty Year’s War.

Aside from the obvious attention to detail, the thing that struck me most in each book is how unabashedly patriotic they were. The characters don’t just apply American technology to their situation, they apply American values, and while the effect of the technology on the inhabitant’s of the 17th century is impressive, the application of American values on a people still under the feudal thumb is both uplifting and heart-rending to read.

She jerked her head sideways, staring at Judith Roth. Back to the menorah. “You are Jewish?” she cried.

A day’s terror?a lifetime’s fear?erupted in an instant. Tears flooded her eyes. Her chest and shoulder heaved. A moment later, Judith Roth was sitting next to her, cradling her like a child.

Rebecca sobbed and sobbed. Desperately trying to control herself, so she could ask the only question which seemed to matter in the entire universe. Choking on the words, trying to force them through terror and hope.

Finally, she managed. “Does he know?” she gasped.

Mrs. Roth frowned. The question, obviously, meant nothing to her.

Rebecca clutched her throat and practically squeezed down the sobs. “Him. The hidalgo.”

Still frowning, still uncomprehending. Hope burned terror like the sun destroys a fog.

“Michael. Does he know?” Her eyes were fixed on the menorah. Mrs. Roth’s gaze followed. Her own eyes widened.

“You mean Mike?” The elderly woman stared at Rebecca for a moment, her jaw slack with surprise. “Well, of course he knows. He’s known us all his life. That’s why he asked us to put you up, when he called. He said he thought?he didn’t understand why, he just said he had a bad feeling?but he thought it would be best if Jewish people?”

The rest of the words were lost. Rebecca was sobbing again, more fiercely than ever. Purging terror, first. Then, touching hope. Then, caressing it. Embracing it, like a child embraces legends.

There are scenes akin to this in nearly every chapter.

Mike started his speech by going straight to the point.

“There’s only one issue in this campaign. Forget all the blather about at-large election. And why is Simpson so worked up about what he calls the `principle’ of residential election, anyway? Back in the old days, what with his globe-trotting and his villa in Spain and his penthouse in London, I’m sure he never cast anything except absentee ballots.”

The large crowd in the Gardens laughed. Mike waved his hand, as if brushing aside an insect.

“But that’s all a red herring. The only thing Simpson really cares about is the same thing I care about?the franchise.” Again, he made that brushing motion with his hand. “Oh, sure, there’s other stuff. Lots of it. Our refugee policy, our economic policy, our foreign policy?you name it, and Simpson and I are on opposite ends. But all that’s for later. This election is for delegates to the constitutional convention. The convention won’t be deciding matters of policy. It will settle something far more important, which is simple. Who decides in the first place? Whatever policy is implemented, by whatever person or party?who gets to decide which person or party holds office? That’s the franchise, and the franchise is ultimate power. And that’s the issue. The only issue.”

Patriotism is not a value recognized by the mainstream left nowadays, but the only other book I can think of that so clearly illustrated basic American principles is a book that for years was an icon of the left, Eugene Burdick’s and William J. Lederer’s The Ugly American. The basic tenet of The Ugly American was that the American citizen was the best representative of American values, a theory that was behind the founding of the Peace Corps soon after the book appeared. The “Ugly American” in the Burdick Lederer book is an engineer. The main character in 1632 is the president of the local chapter of the United Mine Workers of America. How the core values of each man infect the other characters is an important part of each book. In a time when it seems none of our leaders can articulate why America must be defended, 1632 and 1633 do so admirably.

*Yes, I know. You think “sci-fi” is derogatory. Well, I think it’s easy to type. I could call it “spec-fic” I suppose, but people look at me funny already. There’s no need to give them more ammunition.

Peace at Stonehenge

Watch this peaceful website for only 1 minute (time yourself) and understand the power.

Parental Observation #1

Young children will do all of their “tricks” and become the sweetest exactly at the point that you announce it is bedtime.

Advice for Picking Up Women

One man’s take on how to pick up women ………..of course, there is no telling what the women he is picking up look like, but based on the region of the country, I’m betting they’ve “got a purty mouth.” Can anyone else hear that banjo?

Tara Grubb For Congress!

There’s a new North Carolina Blogger, and she’s running for office against Howard Coble, who wants to let the RIAA hack your computer.

The Al Qaeda Ant Hill

Over the past few months, going on a year, I have become a bit concerned that Americans (in very general terms) do not completely understand the nature of the terrorists we are waging war against, and therefore have set faulty goals for its declared completion. So much focus is being placed on knowing the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden, and American citizens seem to believe that the elimination of this individual will somehow rid us of the threat of future terrorism on our soil. Unfortunately, in an effort to appease the voting public, our government appears to have adopted this as priority number one as well.

While the topic may have been pushed on the back-burner in recent weeks, allowing other current events to be covered on page 1 of local newspapers (stock market, corporation scandals, the new Anna Nicole Smith show), the hunt for Osama is alive and well. We as tax payers are demanding his arrest and/or assassination, preferably catching the latter on tape and selling it to CNN for the sum of $30,000. The government gives us updates on the search for this man, telling us they don?t know of his whereabouts, not even knowing if he is dead or alive. The absurdity of this begins for me when we spend money to do DNA testing on corpses in Afghanistan to try to identify if he has been found among the remains. Is the point of this expense just so that our government will have information to give to the public in order to make us feel as though they have rid the world of a menace, thereby giving us an inner peace which allows us to spend money and live our lives in the same manner we did prior to September 11th?

While I would welcome the finding that Bin Laden was torched and died a painful death among a gaggle of Afghanistan women who kicked him as he lay frying in the middle of the road, I understand that does not mean that the threat of global terrorism has been eradicated. I want us to find him (or his charred remains), and I support our search for him, but his capture and/or death should be viewed as little more than a good photo-op for those involved in that event. The threat of terrorism is still very real.

Al Qaeda, and other terrorist organizations, should be viewed as those troublesome ant hills that appear on the landscapes of our lawns. We can treat that hill. We may burn it, cover it with ant death serum, pee on it, or blow it up with small firearms (a personal favorite) and that may kill those ants living in that hill, but it by no means completes the process. Over the next few days, weeks, or months, we must still monitor our lawns and deal with other hills that may be built as a result of us erasing that hill from our property. Simply by killing some of the ants, or the Queen Ant (in this case Osama Bin Laden) the problem is not over. As long as one ant remains, or one terrorist, the threat is still possible. While the strength is diminished, there is some danger.

While Bush did not get my vote in the election, he has my support. Perhaps his methods are not agreeable to everyone, but Americans need to be patient and understand that if and when Osama Bin Laden is captured and/or more likely killed, this fight is not over. He is the face that we have put on this enemy, but he is by no means the hands that delivered the punch in September.

Removing fire ants from a yard is time consuming and can be extremely frustrating work. This by no means suggests that the work is not worthwhile. We must remove the entire colony, not just the queen.

Georgia School Board Requires Balance of Evolution and Bible

Board members said they were not restricting the teaching of evolution or encouraging the teaching of creationism. The policy, they said, was simply a reflection of the district’s philosophy of teaching a wide and objective range of ideas, particularly in discussing “disputed views of academic subjects, including the origin of species.”

The board’s decision raised hackles among the scientific literati, and brought pleased smiles to the Christian faces that domninated the room, smiles quickly erased by the joyous ululating cries of Jean-Claude and Marie-Michelle Balan-Gaubert, recent arrivals in Marietta from their hometown of New Orleans.

“Atibo Legba, open the gates for me Papa Legba, open the gates so that I might enter when I will go!” shouted Jean-Claude, as he spun dervish-like among the folding chairs and horrified Baptists of the Cobb County courthouse, a white rooster in one hand, and a gleaming knife in the other. “I will salute the loas Vodun Lega, open the gates for me, When I will go in, I will thank the loas!”

As Jean Claude Claude beheaded the chicken and poured the steaming blood over his head, Marie-Michelle explained their happy reaction.

“Too long have we been in this world of your science, which belittles our beliefs and causes my babies to doubt the ancient traditions. Now when they speak of evolution they must also speak of the serpent Damballah, whose coils created the stars and the land from the firmament, who shed his skin to create the waters, who loved the rainbow Aida-Wedo with his mighty serpent’s cock and made her his wife.”

“Damballah desires champagne!” interjects her spittle-flecked husband, shrieking as if being whipped. “Papa Legba rides me hard tonight, he is so happeeeeeee!”

The new equivalency given to religious creation theories has excited niche religions everywhere and birthed plans to relocate to Georgia in some of their members. At last count, Wiccans, Druids, and worshippers of both Astarte and Mithras we planning on coming to Cobb county to take advantage of the new policy. Satanists have also gathered to discuss their reaction to the school board’s ruling.

“We claim that the earth and all upon it were shat out of the pustulent rectum of Yog Soggoth.” says Aleister Crowley V, titular head of the The American Satanist Church and Motorcycle Club. “Truly, we feel that being able to demonstrate this process in front of a class of teenage males can only help our membership drive.”