Miracle Elvis bust “weeps” A
A plaster bust of Elvis Presley has wept “miracle” tears on the 25th anniversary of his death, its Dutch owner says.
The weeping ceases only when a Grilled Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich with a side of quaaludes is place in front of the bust, at which point it starts grunting and straining until it topples over. Shows at 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00 and 10:30 daily. Patrons in the company of jailbait admitted free of charge.