Archive for August 7th, 2002

Bring back Ian!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 7th, 2002 by Bigwig – Comments Off

Just before I went on vacation, Bill Quick posted a note on Zimbabwe that created a mild ruckus in his comments section. I’d planned on posting about something about this before we left, but didn’t get time to. I’d forgotten about it until I saw his link to this story on Zimbabwe’s famine yesterday. I went back and read through the comments log for the original post again, where I found this quote.

“Ian Smith promised the whites who elected him Prime Minister of Rhodesia in 1982 that he would keep Rhodesia white, at any cost. To stop the black guerrilla fighters trying to overthrow his regime, Smith rationed food for Africans whom he believed were feeding the guerrillas. This cruel measure only served to starve the already undernourished black population. Studies found that over 90% of Rhodesia’s black children were malnourished and nutritional deficiencies were the major cause of infant death.”

The story is just plain wrong, as Ian Smith left office in 1979 and Robert Mugabe was elected to power in 1980. There’s only one other site on the web that even mentions the story, and it places it in 1962, when the Prime Minister of Rhodesia was not Ian Smith, but Winston Field. If Ian did do such a thing, then he’s got balls of solid steel, because he lived in Zimbabwe until Mugabe stripped his citizenship from him in March. You’d think the originator of such a policy would have felt a little retribution before then.

But for the sake of argument, let’s assume that it’s true.

That makes Ian Smith a bastard, and we know Robert Mugabe is a bastard, right? But which is worse? Can a comparison be made? The last available data for Rhodesia comes from 1974. I’ve posted it with comparative Zimbabwean data from the last two years.

Infant mortality rate
Rhodesia – 1974 – 33.5 per 1000 births
Zimbabwe – 2001 – 62.6 per 1000 births

Death Rate
Rhodesia – 1974 – 14.4 deaths/1,000 population
Zimbabwe – 2001 – 23.22 deaths/1,000 population

Birth Rate
Rhodesia – 1974 – 47.9 births/1,000 population
Zimbabwe- 2001 – 24.68 births/1,000 population

Male Life Expectancy
Rhodesia – 1974 – 50
Zimbabwe – 2001 – 41

Female Life Expectancy
Rhodesia – 1974 – 53
Zimbabwe – 2001 – 39

Population growth rate
Rhodesia – 1974 – 3.35%
Zimbabwe – 2001 – 0.9%

Now these numbers are obviously affected by the AIDS epidemic raging throughout Southern Africa, but an economic comparison may also be made. And the richer a country is, the less AIDS affects it at present, as there is more money to spend on treatment of the disease.

GDP is slightly harder to compare than health statistics, as the Rhodesian numbers from 1974 must be adjusted. The world almanac lists the GDP in Rhodesia for 1974 as $3.15 billion. I converted that amount to what it would be worth in the year 2000 using the inflation calculator found here. I did the same for the per capita GDP, which was listed at $502.

Adjusted GDP
Rhodesia – 1974 – 11.79 billion
Zimbabwe – 2000 – 7.19 billion

Adjusted GDP per capita
Rhodesia – 1974 – $1879.39
Zimbabwe – 2000 – $536

You’ll see much higher numbers on many sites for the 2000 GDP numbers, if you bother to look. That’s because many sites use number that have been adjusted according to Purchasing Power Parity. Click on the link and you can read all about it. I used the unadjusted numbers for 2000.

So, let’s assume that in 1974 Ian Smith had been deliberately starving the black civilian portion of Rhodesia’s population for 12 years. They were still better off under his racist, colonialist oppression than they are under Robert Mugabe. They were richer and lived longer.

Ah, you say, “But they weren’t free!”

Umm. They’re not free now.

Update: But they do have an air force!

Update: Cornfield Commentary informs me that Mugabe has rejected a shipment of corn intended for his starving citizens on the grounds that some of it was genetically modified. It’ll make him more popular in Berkeley, at least.

Only three wheels away from

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Only three wheels away from being an event at the X-games.

Feel the need to bitch

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Feel the need to bitch to a live person at Blogger when you have problems? Well, you can’t. But you can leave a message, which is still more satisfying that going through the “help” process.

Here are numbers you can call.

415-538-8404 (listed as contact info for blogger.com and blogspot.com at register.com)
415-824-5293 (listed as contact info for pyra.com at register.com)
408-871-9420 (listed as contact info for evhead.com at register.com)

And here’s the president’s email addresses: ev AT evhead.com, ev AT sonic.net, and ev AT pyra.com. Funny how he doesn’t list any contact info at his personal blog.

Should you wish to try snail mail, which is probably just as fast, write to here.

Evan Williams
735 W. Sexton Road
Sebastopol, CA, 95472

or

Evan Williams
1386 Church Street
San Francisco, CA 94114

or

Evan Williams
350 Townsend St., Ste 110
San Francisco, CA 94107

I’m sure I’ll hear back from them(right), for I actually paid to upgrade to Blogger Pro (must remember not to hold my breath). I called and bitched about my archive problem to the tape machine, because now I can’t even submit a duplicate post of the one they’ve lost to certain days in the archives! All I get is line after line of error messages like this;

FTP Results

Errors:
code: 553
message: Permission denied.
file: /tmp/blogmover/3444451/archives/2002_07_14_silflayhraka_archive.html
code: 553
message: Permission denied.
file: /tmp/blogmover/3444451/archives/2002_06_30_silflayhraka_archive.html

If I had to guess, I would bet that the company has a problem on the Blogger Pro servers with archives of posts originally created and probably still stored on the free blogspot servers. On the plus side, permissions problems are usually easy to fix. On the minus side, it argues that they haven’t got enough staff to even fix the “easy problems”.

You can call it a

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You can call it a vacation if you want to. Call it whatever you want to call it. I know a trip to the vet when I see one.

The Saudi’s make their position

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The Saudi’s make their position absolutely clear

Saudi Arabia has made clear to Washington ? publicly and privately ? that the U.S. military will not be allowed to use the kingdom’s soil in any way for an attack on Iraq, Foreign Minister Prince Saud said Wednesday.

“We hope this does not prevent you from remaining in the region as our bitch,” He continued, as an ecstatic Colin Powell spitshined his shoes.

Saud said in an interview with The Associated Press that his country opposes any U.S. operation against Iraq “because we believe it is not needed, especially now that Iraq is moving to implement United Nations ( news – web sites) resolutions.”

Iraq cleared its timetable with the Saudi’s in advance, scheduling inspections to begin the day after Tel-Aviv is devoured by radioactive flame.

“We have told them we don’t (want) them to use Saudi grounds” for any attack on Iraq, he said.

The term (want) used here is a close approximation of the Arabic term used by Saud. It has no literal counterpart in English, and roughly means “Your request offends me to the very marrow. Allah’s curses upon your head, filthy pig-loving heathen.”

With speculation building about possible U.S. military action. Iraq last week invited U.N. chief weapons inspector Hans Blix to Baghdad for talks that could lead to a resumption of the inspections after more than 3 years.

And because Saddam needs hostages like Mars needs women.

President Bush ( news – web sites) has said he is committed to a regime change in Iraq, and Washington has dismissed the Blix invitation as a ploy.

Technically he dismissed it as a “Whatta ya call it, a duplitous, a dutplipous, a duplicioun, a…a, oh the hell with it. A ploy.”

In a letter replying to the Iraqi offer, U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan ( news – web sites) told Baghdad it must accept the Security Council’s terms for the return of weapons inspectors.

P.S. A fictional appearance of acceptance is also fine, and is actually preferred. We’re kind of short-handed, as most of my staff is busy with a sex tour of Bosnia.

Love and xxxx,

Kofi (puddin’)

Update: Edited for content