Archive for June 19th, 2002

Pop.Culture.Irony.Taking.Over.Must.Own.All.Five. Link via PCJM

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Pop.Culture.Irony.Taking.Over.Must.Own.All.Five.

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Fatty Fatty, Two by Four.

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Fatty Fatty, Two by Four. Squashes a guy into the floor.

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There but for the grace

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There but for the grace of God go I.

What to do, what to

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What to do, what to do about the Adjacent Jew Haters?
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Seems I’m a Left Libertarian.

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Seems I’m a Left Libertarian. I’d call myself an Imperial Left Libertarian, but that makes no sense whatsoever.

A while back, Ones and

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A while back, Ones and Zeros compared us to HWRNMNBSOL. Thing is, we’re not nearly as funny. Hell, it gave me blogblock for a week.

To head off the inevitable question, it’s He Whose Real Name Must Not Be Said Out Loud.

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Acronym explication courtesy of Laurence

Seems to be an appropriate

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Seems to be an appropriate name for a suicide bomber.

Fatty Fatty, Two by Four.

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Fatty Fatty, Two by Four. To fly you’ll have to pay some more.

Update: Looks like the story I link to above has struck some sort of nerve. Eric, Dawn and Richard all have posts on the subject

Update: I made the mistake of following the top link of a Google search for fatty-fatty. It’s pop-up hell, so I’m not linking to it. Let’s just say it’s a dream site for the chubby chasers.

Indepundit has also discovered the

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Indepundit has also discovered the joys of conversation.
Link via Daily Pundit

Before you judge a country, ride for a mile in their buses. Ted, Cherie, I’m talking to you.

War Now is getting bomber

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War Now is getting bomber fatigue. Now I know he loves the Wiggles, so I’ve altered one of their hits to cheer him up.

Hot Potato!

As sung by members of The Israeli Defense Forces.

Shot a bomber, shot a bomber.
Shot a bomber, shot a bomber.
Shot a bomber, shot a bomber, a bomber, a bomber, a bomber, a bomber!

Watched him wiggle, watched him wiggle.
Watched him wiggle, watched him wiggle.
Watched him wiggle, watched him wiggle, he wiggled, he wiggled, he wiggled!

(Yasser Arafat runs by, singing)
Oy jewy, jewy, jewy. Oy jewy, jewy, jewy. Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a state.
Oy jewy, jewy, jewy. Oy jewy, jewy, jewy. Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a state.
(exeunt Arafat)

Rolled into Gaza, into Gaza.
Rolled into Gaza, into Gaza.
Rolled into Gaza, into Gaza, to Gaza, to Gaza, to Gaza!

Shot a missile, Shot a missile.
Shot a missile, Shot a missile.
Shot a missile, Shot a missile, a missile, a missile a missile!

(Yasser Arafat runs by, singing)
Oy jewy, jewy, jewy. Oy jewy, jewy, jewy. Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a state.
Oy jewy, jewy, jewy. Oy jewy, jewy, jewy. Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a state.
(exeunt Arafat)

Shot a bomber, shot a bomber.
Shot a bomber, shot a bomber.
Shot a bomber, shot a bomber, a bomber, a bomber, a bomber, a bomber!

He didn’t wiggle, didn’t wiggle.
He didn’t wiggle, didn’t wiggle.
He didn’t wiggle, didn’t wiggle, no wiggles, no wiggles, no wiggles!

Next up, the history of Islam, sung to Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car.